MAP Launches Dating Section! (April Fools)

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  1. Moony

    Moony Angry Womble

    Pisces all the way!
     
  2. Victoria

    Victoria Pretzel In Training

    Is it me or do most of those basically read the same thing? :confused:
     
  3. tom pain

    tom pain I want Chewbacc for good

    Dont dis-credit them though!

    For example, Libra:

    Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in bed?


    It's like they have known me all my life!
     
  4. Terao

    Terao Valued Member

    and wrote the exact opposit. :D
     
  5. Alansmurf

    Alansmurf Aspire to Inspire before you Expire Supporter


    Dont be such a pessimist !!!

    Go with the flow ...


    Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong.


    ULTRA SEXY.
    THE MOST
    IRRESISTABLE. 9


    works for me !!!
     
  6. Victoria

    Victoria Pretzel In Training

    :rolleyes:


    :D


    Hey I'm not complaining about mine either ;)
     
  7. CKinnerley

    CKinnerley Will fight for peace/food

    They basically read the same thing. i.e. pretty much all highly complimentary, the reason being you read that sort of stuff and of course you're going to want to agree with it, so you say "ah yes, that's completely true".

    Are we allowed to say bollocks?

    Edit - I have to say, considering you joined 5 months after me, your post count is disturbing. :confused:
     
    Last edited: Apr 4, 2007
  8. Moony

    Moony Angry Womble

    LIBRA: The Lover. Says who?

    Very pretty. Looks are a bit girly and lacks manly ruggedness...

    Very romantic. Just trying to win you over for a quickie!Nice to everyone they meet.

    Their love is one of a kind. More like a one minute wonder...Silly, fun and sweet.

    Have own unique sexiness. Pity they have to hide their faces with boxes (paper bags arn't stout enough!).

    Most caring person you will ever meet! It's a pity they only care about themselves...

    Amazing in bed..!!! When it comes to snoring...

    Did I say Amazing in Bed? Yes, now break out those ear plugs already!!

    Not the kind of person you wanna ### with... They break down to quickly which makes them no fun at all...

    You might end up crying... Because your laughing so hard at them...

    The Most irresistible. Only to each other.
     
  9. inokichi

    inokichi Murse

    Well...w00t. :cool:
     
  10. tom pain

    tom pain I want Chewbacc for good

    PISCES: The Piece of ass Got the 'ass' bit right!

    Caring and kind. Until you meet them
    Smart.ass
    Center of attention. "Hahah look at that weirdo!"
    Too Sexy, DAMN IT.
    Very high ### appeal. Those hashes do not stand for 'sex' I can guarantee it
    Has the last word. Well no-one wants to talk to them anymore!
    The best to find, hardest to keep. Yep - so easy to get rid of
    Fun to be around. Laughing at them, not with them
    Freak in the sheets. Freak in general
    Extremely weird but in a good way. Ignore everything from 'but' onwards
    Super good in bed. Useless everywhere else though
    A partner for life. Clingers
    Always gets what he or she wants. And dominating too
    Loves to joke. Fails to be funny though
    Very popular. Well has got lots of (imaginery) friends
     
  11. Saz

    Saz Nerd Admin

    And at least one 350lb chick :D

    For the record (and any existing doubters expecting me or Ian to turn up in your local resturant wearing a carnation) this was our April Fools joke.
     
  12. Moony

    Moony Angry Womble

    It's nice to see the violation is having good results....
    [cackle]
     
  13. Rhea

    Rhea Laser tag = NOT MA... Supporter


    I'm a Picses, and all the original comments sum me up perfectly. ;)
     
  14. Sam

    Sam Absent-ish member

    So true.
     
  15. Davey Bones

    Davey Bones New Member

    he he he :D
     
  16. aikiwolfie

    aikiwolfie ... Supporter

    :cry: and I wanted to date the fat chick :cry: Guess i should have reposted that cancer horror scope thingy :(

    But on a more positive note at least I won't end up paralysed from having my pelvis crushed by a 350lb roll of lard. :eek:
     
  17. Su lin

    Su lin Gone away

    Oi!

    There is nothing wrong with being 350lbs. Im beautiful on the inside. :cry:
     
  18. Victoria

    Victoria Pretzel In Training

    Then bend her over or get on top :D

    :eek:
     
  19. Su lin

    Su lin Gone away

    LEO: The Lion in bed
    Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have
    fun. Is
    really good at it. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to
    earth.
    Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships.
    Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7
    years


    Oooooh yeah! I may be hefty but I'm "really good at IT" :p :love:
     
  20. aikiwolfie

    aikiwolfie ... Supporter

    I wasn't sure if fat people could bend over :eek:

    Su if you're so great at IT why do you work in a museum with dusty old bones and paintings and stuff :confused: :p

    :D and yes you are beautiful on the inside :D
     
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