MAP Flexibility Competition Giveaway

Discussion in 'Health and Fitness' started by Simon, Aug 10, 2016.

  1. Simon

    Simon Back once again Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    It's been 6 years since I won a copy of Elastic Steel in a completion run by Van Zandt.

    http://www.martialartsplanet.com/forums/showthread.php?p=34121798#post34121798

    I can now bend over and touch my knees, so with this level of success I feel it's only fair someone else has the chance to be a flexibility god.

    The video is in perfect condition and the competition is open to everyone.

    To have a chance of winning just tell me why the video should go to you.

    If you are chosen as the winner you'll have to PM or email me your address.
     
  2. philosoraptor

    philosoraptor carnivore in a top hat Supporter

    Because I like big butts and I can not lie.
     
  3. aikiMac

    aikiMac aikido + boxing = very good Moderator Supporter

    Because my wife wants me to be more flexible. She might not have been talking about leg splits, but do you really want to get into semantics and argue with her about what word she used? ... Ya, just give me the disk.
     
  4. Dan Bian

    Dan Bian Neither Dan, nor Brian

    It will tone up my gluteus maximus, making me infinately more attractive when I wear my lycra gym-pants :)

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  5. Smitfire

    Smitfire Cactus Schlong

    I need that DVD because the bigger boys at tae kwon do keep beating me up. Help me Obi Simon, you're my only hope.
     
  6. Mushroom

    Mushroom De-powered to come back better than before.

    Look at him and say "no".

    Try it...
     

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  7. Ero-Sennin

    Ero-Sennin Highly Skilled Peeper Supporter

    Because I have a tub of Crisco and a lot of alone time.

    And I like flexible people.
     
  8. KevFen

    KevFen New Member

    I'd like to enter as I have shocking flexibility, I'm new to TWD & only a Yellow stripe, I'm 36 and have spent my working life sat at a desk every day so will have to put a massive amount of working into my flexibility, find kicking belt height a struggle, have no previous kicking or punching experience and yet I still really fancy entering my first sparring competition at the British Championships in November this year! I like a challenge :)
     
  9. Frodocious

    Frodocious She who MUST be obeyed! Moderator Supporter

    I should win, because I have the flexibility of a brick and who on here wouldn't want to see a more flexible Frodo! :evil: :Angel:
     
  10. Smitfire

    Smitfire Cactus Schlong

    Mitch has gone into cardiac arrest just thinking about that. We wish him well.
     
  11. Simon

    Simon Back once again Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Winning would mean you'd have to send me your address.

    I could hand deliver the prize.

    I could also bring Mitch. :D

    To everyone else, keep your requests coming.
     
  12. Frodocious

    Frodocious She who MUST be obeyed! Moderator Supporter

    Pants! :eek:

    Maybe I could give you a friend's address - a very large, heavyweight, Judoka friend...
     
  13. Unreal Combat

    Unreal Combat Valued Member

    It should go to me & Ruth because we want to knock our opponents out with strong head kicks in September, October & November!

    Simon you're also welcome to hand deliver the prize. Might even make you a cuppa. :)
     
    Last edited: Aug 12, 2016
  14. Smitfire

    Smitfire Cactus Schlong

    So we using bribes now eh? Sneaky.
     
  15. Unreal Combat

    Unreal Combat Valued Member

    Good old fashioned cuppa always goes down a treat.

    Did I mention a good old fashioned English breakfast as well? :D
     
  16. Frodocious

    Frodocious She who MUST be obeyed! Moderator Supporter

    My 'treat' will involve whipped cream...:Angel: :evil:
     
  17. Simon

    Simon Back once again Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    I'm in the Wirral, just need the final coordinates.

    Mitch picked the wrong week to go on holiday.
     
  18. Simon

    Simon Back once again Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Competition still open folks.

    Become a flexibility god.

    SPLITS.jpg
     
  19. Smitfire

    Smitfire Cactus Schlong

    I didn't know photoshop existed in the 1950's.*

    *There goes my chance of winning.
     
  20. Simon

    Simon Back once again Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Git.

    These aren't pictures of me showing off, they are pictures of me with hair. :(

    Front Splits.jpg

    Hook Kick.jpg

    Side Splits..jpg
     

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