I'm a lucky guy

Well, in my whole lifetime, I've never been attacked once or have ever been in a fight. I don't even know martial arts, but hear me out for a second. There were times where situations were on the verge of becoming a physical altercation but I always managed to defuse the situation thorugh smooth talk (one of the perks of being a writer lol) or simple evasive techniques if you know what I mean. Ironic huh?

The only things I do know are some wrestling moves I picked up from watching WWE as a kid but those are fake so not even worth mentioning. Imagine trying to do The Undertakers Last Ride in a real life situation lol. Would be hilarious

Who knows, maybe I can link my 'untouchableness' to good karma folks

 

You're female though. Most fights and attacks involve young males.

I think it's different now. Girls are as sick a guys now.

 

Alot of people go through life without being in any altercations whatsoever. There are plenty of people who have training in some form of martial art their whole life in this group as well.

Diffusing situations is one of the greatest forms of fighting there is, congrats.

 

....? Not according to his profile

 

Or the thread title:bang:

somehow got the impression he was a she

 

Gee thanks Moi, lol

Thanks mate and I didn't even have to break a sweat like you guys haha

 

First off you just jinxed it.

2nd...the Last Ride is essentially a power bomb and has been seen used in MMA fights. (Rampage)



Other stupid moves definatly wont work are...1 arm chokeslams, old school....(would that not be awesome too see tho on CCTV?) and the Canadian Destroyer.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx0sUv63JMw"]YouTube - petey williams finisher-canadian destroyer[/ame]

 

Lmao that cracked me up big time. You gotta love overly dramatic and farfetched wrestling moves.

Imagine trying to do The People's Elbow (Dwayne The Rock Johnson) in real life. You'd need to find a ring rope just to get it 'politically correct' lol.

One armed chokeslams are hilarious.

 

Haha nice one. Last ride!

 

Bet you're cute though:heart:

 

You think he'd fall for me when drunk?

 

Last ride ftw
Chokeslam should work as well.

 

Haha Moi you're getting too platonic mate lol

Check this out, one of my favourite WWE legends. Imagine doing the People's Elbow for real lol. Funny as hell

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_3Zi6t7W4s"]YouTube - People's elbow[/ame]

 

Its like the modern day gladiator spectator sport

 

Lmao that was priceless

Check this out. The good ol Rattlesnake

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7GAOnciG24"]YouTube - THE STRONGEST STONE COLD STUNNER EVER![/ame]