How to develop my body to look like Megatron?

Discussion in 'Health and Fitness' started by Hiroji, Jun 9, 2007.

  1. Verx

    Verx "Darkness Approaches"

    H, you're obsessed with this movie, aren't you?
     
  2. MonkeysUncle

    MonkeysUncle Shakin' like Bacon

    Find a level 2 fitness trainer at a club near you! Also consider these:
    The Ab Shocker
    Bowflex
    Creatine
    Exercise Bands
    Swiss Ball work
    Neon-colored hex dumbbells
    Diet consisting only of metal, granola, and oil
     
  3. Blevunly

    Blevunly Valued Member

    I think he's a little more than meets the eye. Probably on the juice.
     
  4. MacWombat

    MacWombat Valued Member

    Just a warning GC, it's not actually milk.
     
  5. wrydolphin

    wrydolphin Pirates... yaarrrr Supporter

    Its not? News to me. Of course, I haven't a clue as to what you think it might be. :rolleyes:
     
  6. Davey Bones

    Davey Bones New Member


    uhm, ewwww. *shudder*

    didn't your head explode a few threads back?
     
  7. Incredible Bulk

    Incredible Bulk Eat-Lift-Eat-Sleep-Grow

    lmfao, oh this made me chuckle.... :D
    made a change though to one of them
     
  8. Suhosthe

    Suhosthe A dwarf! A dwarf!

    I want to say something witty, but I'm afraid I'm paralysed with mirth. :D
     
  9. Achilles

    Achilles Valued Member

    Eat lots of LSD and look in the mirror.
     
  10. TheCount

    TheCount Happiness is a mindset

    Going to Honda and asking to be implanted in the new verson of the P3 would be a fair bet. Or you could go to the scrappies...
     
  11. Talyn

    Talyn Reality Hacker

    1. Construct a time machine.
    2. Construct a working Megatron walker the size of Metal Gear (or maybe smaller or larger, depends on your preference).
    3. Take the walker back in time, with all the blueprints, etc, and give it to your past self. (For practical reasons, you cannot give yourself the time machine, but you can tell your past self to build one.)
    4. Instruct your past self to build a machine that can move your consciousness into the Megatron walker. Give it to your next past self, along with the the stuff from step 3.
    5. You now own your own Megatron walker and the means to become it.
     
  12. SteelyPhil

    SteelyPhil Messiah of Lovelamb

    Talyn you have truly thought about this too much :p
     
  13. Hiroji

    Hiroji laugh often, love much

    Some great info here guys, thanks. ;)
     
  14. CosmicFish

    CosmicFish Aleprechaunist

    Can we see pictures of the amount of progress you've made so far please?

    :D
     
  15. mickey-mouse

    mickey-mouse New Member

    HA ha thats GOLD !!!!!
     
  16. Pacificshore

    Pacificshore Hit n RUN!

    H dude.....where's G so that he can straighten you out :p
     

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