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Going to Honda and asking to be implanted in the new verson of the P3 would be a fair bet. Or you could go to the scrappies...
1. Construct a time machine. 2. Construct a working Megatron walker the size of Metal Gear (or maybe smaller or larger, depends on your preference). 3. Take the walker back in time, with all the blueprints, etc, and give it to your past self. (For practical reasons, you cannot give yourself the time machine, but you can tell your past self to build one.) 4. Instruct your past self to build a machine that can move your consciousness into the Megatron walker. Give it to your next past self, along with the the stuff from step 3. 5. You now own your own Megatron walker and the means to become it.