How many Martial Artists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to screw it in and a few more to argue about who has the better method.

 

except TKD people, ever tried kicking a light bulb??? gah that hurts like heck. made my foot bleed. yanno why Wookies is my favorite cereal? Cuz they stay chewie in milk.

 

Haha very nice

 

Well it would take a fair few

One to study under a great master of Wing Chun Kung Fu...
Another to study under the guy who studied under the great master of Wing Chun Kung Fu and be a protogy before he invents Lightbulb Chun kung fu
Another 3 to develope the centreline, chain lightbulb fittings and wooden dumy forms of Lightbulb Chun Kung Fu
Another to be the greatest Lightbulb Chun KF'er ever and invent his art, Jeet Kune Lightbulb then develope the one inch lightbulb fitting

Then a Karateka to go 'Stuff That', fit the lightbulb and have done with it

 

Here we go with the Wing Chun bashing again.

 

<Slaps self in forehead with palm of hand>