Happy Hoimun Day!!!

Discussion in 'Celebrations!' started by Johnno, Feb 14, 2007.

  1. Johnno

    Johnno Valued Member

    Happy Hoimun Day everyone!!! :)

    My Kung Fu teacher is decended from an ancient race of giant hamsters, so I'm moving to Nebraska to collect lightbulbs. If George Bush keeps e-mailing my auntie then I'll have to swap cars with Bruce Lee. I don't want to do it, but if you guys keep coveting my pancakes then you'll leave me no option but to go and paint the post office purple. It's all your fault.

    Relive (just a few) of those golden memories here:

  2. karate princess

    karate princess Savvy??

    LMAO! I can't believe I missed that thread!
  3. SickDevildog

    SickDevildog Lost In The Sauce

    I remember when we had like 10 people with Homiums avatar, good times. :D
  4. CosmicFish

    CosmicFish Aleprechaunist

    LOL! I can't believe you actually remembered it to the day! :)
  5. Su lin

    Su lin Gone away

    Are you actually Hoimon in disguise Johnno??? :eek:
  6. Mei Hua

    Mei Hua Banned Banned


    Do you need an apprentice?
  7. Sever

    Sever Valued Member

    Bring back Hoimun! Bring back Hoimun! Bring back... c'mon, join in the chant, you bunch of hippies!
    In honour of this day - have some random crap

    My time is ending and now you find you’ve started drinking like it starts with one and we’re walking amongst the stones from the sky. In slow motion, all seems right, she said and once is enough, trial is alone. Grace fall into us. How far will it go, it’s passing slowly on a cold, wet afternoon you let me violate you and I destroyed you to protect you, when there’s nothing left to lose, we find out who we are. It’s not supposed to be like this so I get out of bed and I felt the biting cold with no time to evolve. I’ve been seeing things my whole life, shadow face blowing smoke and talking wind, she’s not your saint, disarm you with a smile, let’s go home, it’s over

    That was constructed by setting my MP3 player on random. The first few lines are the first line of the song it landed on, but I got bored and started just taking random ones that I could remember from them. Reckon that's how Hoimun used to do it?

    Other Hoimun gems:





    Bring back Hoimun! Bring back....
  8. Su lin

    Su lin Gone away

    Where did Hoimun go anyway??? :confused:
  9. Sever

    Sever Valued Member

    He "quit this martial arts internet search" for one reason or another. Unconfirmed reports suggest that he did an Agent Smith and morphed into Johnno over MAP :D
  10. Su lin

    Su lin Gone away

    Yes, I enjoy detective work and have reason to believe it is in fact Johnno!

    I mean,where is Johnno now,hmmm? Busy morphing back into Hoimun to come back for one day of ridiculousness?????
  11. Sever

    Sever Valued Member

    Sounds like conclusive proof to me, Panda Detective. I'll have a word with the Globies & Admins and get him banned, just to be on the safe side :D
  12. Su lin

    Su lin Gone away

    Yes, yes I think that will be the best course of action Sever. ;)

    I shall continue my detectiving now......
  13. Johnno

    Johnno Valued Member

    The more the merrier! Just slip into a nice Hoimun avatar and post some random nonsense! :D
  14. Su lin

    Su lin Gone away

    I think Mei has the random nonsense covered! :eek: :eek: :love: :love:
  15. Johnno

    Johnno Valued Member

    And didn't he join MAP shortly after Hoimun left?


    ;) :D
  16. Su lin

    Su lin Gone away

    Gaaaah my detectiving powers fail me.

    Unless of course you are trying to cover your own tracks Johnno? :confused: :eek:
  17. Cannibal Bob

    Cannibal Bob Non Timetis Messor

    Reading the way his comments end up towards the end of page 3 of that thread reminds me of the random things that Roy Campbell says near the end of Metal Gear Solid 2.

    I think I blew a funny fuse. :eek:
  18. Sever

    Sever Valued Member

    Perhaps your detectiving powers fail you because "detectiving" is not a real word :p
    Absolutely everyone knows the word is "Detectivisation" ;)
  19. Su lin

    Su lin Gone away


    Over to the "Stupid things I have said " thread for me! :eek:
  20. Sever

    Sever Valued Member

    W00t! My English degree pwns joo allz! :D (or not)
    The correct word would be "Detecting" :Angel:
    [/smart ****] ;)
    Last edited: Feb 14, 2007

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