That's right big man . . . it's your birthday . . . a time when people try to get you to celebrate and eat unhealthily and drink to excess whether you like it or not. I hope you spend your birthday with some asshat funneling alcoholic beverages down your gullet and a hot midget spanking you simultaneously!
thank you guys! I ate and ate until I could not eat any more, got sunburnt whilst eating outside, and then burnt more driving around with the roof down and then drank champagne and many beers. I got sort of kicked by the bump, not quite the same as being spanked by a midget. I'm sure we'll be feeling the bump kicking soon.
