"Notoriety isn't as good as fame, but it's bettter than obscurity" - Terry Pratchett or Neil Gaiman, from Good Omens "Poor men stay poor because they buy cheap shoes" - not sure so I'll credit Kinky Boots
“Sometimes a hypocrite is nothing more than a man in the process of changing.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer “I don't talk to myself because I'm crazy." "No?" "I do it because I'm awesome.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Words of Radiance “Authority doesn't come from a rank.," Kaladin said, fingering the spheres in his pocket. "Where does it come from?" "From the men who give it to you. That's the only way to get it.” ― Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy" - Randy Hanzlick M.D. The wife and I bust this one out at least twice a week, whenever we are getting the girls to tidy away their toys. Travess
All experience is an arch, wherethrough gleams that untravelled world, whose margin fades forever and forever when I move. From my second favourite poem. Or sometime third, depending on my mood
“Give a dog a bone and it will run away with it, but only feed it when it is hungry, otherwise it’s wasted.”
''Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind; it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate--and quickly.'' Lazarus Long
We all suffer one of two pains. The pain of regret which weighs a ton. Or the pain of discipline which weighs an ounce. Choose discipline and choose mastery. Brian Aganad
Sir, I admit your general rule, That every poet is a fool, But you yourself may serve to show it, That every fool is not a poet. Samuel Taylor Coleridge