GKR door knockers...

Discussion in 'Karate' started by Hiroji, Mar 6, 2007.

  1. armanox

    armanox Kick this Ginger...

    I wish there were some of them over here.....can't let you guys have all the fun. Tell them to check out marketing prospects in the eastern part of the States sometime, will you? We'd love to *cough*torture*/cough* err, enlighten^W (got it now) share philosophies with them.
     
  2. Jaae

    Jaae Valued Member

    I wish the South East and Thames Valley regional GKR representative would knock on Steve Morris' door.........
     
  3. Freeform

    Freeform Fully operational War-Pig Supporter

    I would pay money to see that! :D
     
  4. JSKdan

    JSKdan Valued Member

    Thats just not nice :D :D :woo:
     
  5. Shotokan_Andy

    Shotokan_Andy Valued Member

    Close the door behind you and ask them to demonstrate how 'effective' GKR karate is.....
     
  6. puma

    puma Valued Member

    That clip of them fighting (if that is what you call it) was hilarious! Surely they must think to themselves they are not very good?
     
  7. JSKdan

    JSKdan Valued Member

    Hell fire :eek: :eek:

    I missed that the first time.
    I have not had them a round here yet but I would be fun if I do :rolleyes:
     
  8. Bridge

    Bridge Valued Member

    Has anyone ever been tempted to pretend not to have done any martial arts before and ask these people lots of questions?

    Shame they've never been round my neighbourhood (plus I live in a flat with intercom).

    I'd enjoy baiting them.
     
  9. Lord Spooky

    Lord Spooky Banned Banned

    I Grilled one on the door step when they came round :D I don't do Karate but I was bored :D

    I told them what I did and then started firing off as many questions with as many different arts thrown in as I could think of :D then I asked what they teach with regards to the self defence aspect of the art and how well it works they replied "it's deadly" :eek: :D

    They were on the doorstep for ages because I wouldn’t let them get away I just kept asking questions like “how do you teach Sanchin” and “do you do Tobi ushiro Mawashi geri” :D

    I even got them doing Kata in the street!




    Haven’t seen them since though :confused: :D
     
  10. Senban

    Senban Banned Banned

    Here's a laugh.

    You know how you get these websites who bait the email spammers into doing stupid stuff on camera? For example http://www.419eater.com/.

    Well let's set up a competition. The object is to get the GKR doorknockers to do increasingly insane stuff on your doorstep in their pathetic attempts to sign you up. One example might be to get them to demonstrate effective methods against attackers armed with a bunch of loganberries.

    Photographic proof is essential of course!
     
  11. Lord Spooky

    Lord Spooky Banned Banned


    Muto Dori against Shinken!

    :D
     
  12. Senban

    Senban Banned Banned

    Well how about asking them whether GKR will get you fit?

    "Of course it will!"

    "Prove it. Show me that you can do one hundred press ups".

    And then sit back and film the whole thing with your mobile phone camera. You Tube awaits.
     
  13. nickh

    nickh Valued Member

    Ask them how they would defend against the Jew Claw:

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQjBSrDhjV8"]YouTube[/ame]

    :woo:
     
  14. DAYoung

    DAYoung Valued Member

    First we gave you Neighbours, and now Go-Kan-Ryu.
     
  15. Bridge

    Bridge Valued Member

    Excellent work! Well done! :D
     
  16. Lord Spooky

    Lord Spooky Banned Banned

    You should see what I do to Window Sales men :D
     
  17. Aegis

    Aegis River Guardian Admin Supporter

    I can't help but wish they'd knock on my door... :D
     
  18. tel

    tel absorb what is useful for

    yeah cheers for that. :D
     
  19. Lord Spooky

    Lord Spooky Banned Banned

    You know I could forgive them for GKR but Neighbours!!!!!

    :D
     
  20. Bridge

    Bridge Valued Member

    We know an ex-instructor for the GKR. He now does kung fu.

    Now, I got an idea for a Neighbours epsiode...

    Lou Carpenter becomes a GKR Sensei.

    Got any takers?
     

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