Funny thread title juxtapositions

Have you ever looked at a list of new posts here at MAP, and discovered two (or more) threads, listed consecutively, whose titles went together in an amusing way? I found this pair today:

Hi, I'm new

And I have the scars to prove it!

 

Chavs

How Long Is Your Trainging

 

Internal Martial Arts

The Devil's Rejects.

:Angel:

 

Anti western.....
training techniques

 

One System to Counter...
The accuracy of...
Martial Arts Babes

 

Man Dies After 50 Hours of...
Dim Mak

Guess they finally found the spot :Angel:

 

Should I take that as a compliment, Sever?

The Knowledge of the Rice....

 

Yeah, you gave the death touch crowd a new speed record for their stuff working

 

Caporeista's.....
Favourite Lyrics.

Do you carry and why....
Karateka can't fight?

 

Broken Rib

Strange Leg

(wow, that guy must really be a mess! )


Hey Dad, watch this!

Prodigal Son

(Now will you kill the fatted calf for me, Dad?)


If only I had known about this...

Martial Arts Babes

(well, you know now, so go have a look!)


Religion?

Sparring for the future!

(I was expecting something like "Christianity" or "Buddhism", but I guess "Sparring" is a sort of religion. )


Evander Holyfield's Next Fight!

How to argue

(I think he's probably going to use "boxing", and not "arguing", but hey, what the heck!)


New barbell invention

Squats and deadlifts are now obsolete!

(Who says the world of weightlifting never changes?)

 

"What is goin throu ur mind?"

"Is Aikido really that hard to learn?"

 

Wow, I had this one, and a few others in my previous post, and somehow I managed to delete them.

Here are the others I accidentally deleted:

This may be silly but....

Wing Chun punches work like da bomb in kickboxing

(Wing Chun combined with kickboxing -- I thought it was rather silly, too! )


Interested in learning...

How much are you paying for your martial arts lessons?

(Hey, that's none of your business!)


Pocket PC

Is it possible?

(Nah, I don't think there will ever be such a thing. )


And :bang: :bang: :bang: that half a page of posting that I'm 100% sure I typed could just disappear!


And one more for good measure:

Rolls and falls

Which is the better choice

(Personally, I'd rather choose "falls")

 

My wooden practice dummy..
Nipples

 

Joke of the Day!

My Combat Dummy Design!

(Aw, come on, it's not that funny-looking. )


To all Canadian Martial Artists

Come into chat now and get a free virtual cookie

(Hey, only the Canadians get the cookies?)

 

Hi, Martial Arts Babes (MAP becomes a dating agency)

Tang Soo Do, Isometric Exercise? (Quite possibly)

FMA Inspired Art, Christian Tae Kwon Do (Now thats messed up)

 

Switching dojangs

Your head to a gun

(I guess that's as good a reason as any to switch. )


Mirko vs Fedor

Unarmed to armed question

(Ack! Which one will be armed?)


Knife as a police back up weapon... urban/marketing myth?

Urban Legends

(I guess it is a myth, then)


Argh, pimples

Going back to the Southern UK MAP Meet

(And these zits had better be gone by then)


Doctor stories (supposedly true)

Defense against wild punches

(If the doctors would just train more often, they could learn to punch straight)


Hello

Drinking enough but peeing buckets?

(Guys, next time you go to the pub, please note that this is NOT a good pickup line. )

 

Rapists - Deserving of mercy? - Martial Arts Babes

 

In the general discussion:

This Evening I Learned the Importance of Groundfighting + ect

Humiliation

 

charlie and the chocolate..funny thread title

 

Wekaf Euro Results-Rolls and falls

That bad eh?

How to respond to- Karate and Christ

Its a common mugging tactic these days

I Ching- You know you've been

I was told not to scratch

Best Breakfasts- Best Martial arts?

This argument could last a while...