From the Family of Noah (of Noah's Ark fame) comes modern kung fu and karate

Nimrod, the mighty hunter "before the Lord" was a brilliant martial artist in the extremage. He is the forefather of black tiger kung fu, and the ancient dragon styles. In fact, Wutang Temple in China is dedicated to his teachings...

 

No.


Wutang/Wudang is a Daoist temple. The rest of what you're saying is tosh too.

 

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ahhhh...no...that is wrong on so many levels

Agreed

Says me too

And I can prove it, in my forthcoming book, soon to be on Amazon...."Martial Arts has nothing to do with Noah's Ark." I will be producing a lineage chart later that has absolutely no historical proof behind it soon to prove my hypothesis

I've studied Chinese martial arts history.... there is no connection to the Biblical Noah at all

 

No thanks. Keep your book. I have a bidet and a good supply of toilet paper. Maybe someone else needs the paper.

 

I'll take a hard pass on the book but I do like the word "extremage" though.

 

Nimrod's real identity has never been discovered by historians so I wonder where you got that image, it looks like someone made it in MS Paint. Although I'd agree there is plenty of archaeological evidence of such a person (or composite of persons) existing, there is no way you could create a chart like this and be remotely accurate. You're basically leaving out most of Mesopotamian history, but adding in all sorts of questionable things that don't make sense, like a connection between Sumeria and China. It's about 6500km between Baghdad and Wuhan.

 

Noah learned Tiger style whilst on the Ark?

And it happened to look like Fu Jow? Im confused...

 

Well he did have two of every animal on there...and possibly dinosaurs too..... so it is possible...for the price of a ticket on the ark...he had them train him their fighting styles.... tiger, crane, etc.... but then of course he link would be to Shaolin...not Wudang

 

So Noah was Chinese?

 

There is a huge assumption that the biblical Noah story with the flood is historically accurate. A huge assumption.

 

Isn't Trevor Noah South African / American?


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angel-ology!?!

 

A meta analysis of the work of david boreanaz et Al.

Specifically why the last season is so good!

 

I wished this was a topic during my film school studies.

 

No, of course not, that would be just too silly....and even though Newton and Leibniz came up with Calculus independently of each other in seperate countries..... we all know it is impossible for something as complicated as punching and kicking each other in the head to originate with one person and only one person....there is no way more than one person could come up with various martial arts practices....... So it all came from Noah.......

 

I'm still trying to figure out what Gopher wood is....don't confuse matters with pesky historical proof

 

Maybe it’s really just an allegory. Maybe this Nimrod fellow didn’t ACTUALLY found Black Tiger kung fu in a historical sense, but maybe he did it allegorically. I’ve heard there is a lot of that kind of stuff in the holly bibble.

 

And I’ve gotta ask: has anyone seen a black tiger? In real life? Even in a zoo, if not in the wild? And does it fight differently from a white tiger or a regular run-of-the-mill boring old orange tiger?