From out of the Mouths of Babes

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by Spike, Feb 13, 2003.

  1. Spike

    Spike New Member

    Children's Wisdom

    1. Never trust a dog to watch your food - Patrick, 10
    2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him - Michael, 14
    3. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a cricket bat - Joel, 10
    4. Never pee on an electric fence - Robert, 13
    5. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic Tac - Andrew, 9
    6. When your mum is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair - Taylia, 11
    7. Never allow your three-year-old brother in the same room as your homework - Tracey, 14
    8. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in your milk - Armir, 9
    9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts - Kellie, 11
    10. Don't sneeze in front of your mum, when you're eating a cracker - Mitchell, 12
    11. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse - Naomi, 15
    12. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick - Lauren, 9
    13. Never tell your mum her diet's not working - Michael, 14
    14. If you get a bad school report, show it to your mum when she's on the phone
     
  2. gingerninja

    gingerninja Don't mock the sideburns

    Spike, are you sure their not your pearls of wisdom?

    Bill
     
  3. Spike

    Spike New Member

    Well, they`re all excellent advice
     
  4. gingerninja

    gingerninja Don't mock the sideburns

    True
     
  5. c_storm51

    c_storm51 Valued Member

    I swear kids are getting smarter....!!!
     
  6. KickChick

    KickChick Valued Member

    This one is for all of you who either:
    a) have kids (or will someday)
    b) had kids who have now grown
    c) were once a kid
    d) know a kid!


    Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers ......

    As I was packing for my business trip, my 3 year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.

    At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

    When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
    I said, "What's wrong, honey?


    She replied! , "What happened to my booger?"
     
  7. xubis

    xubis New Member

    EEEEW!! haha
     

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