Children's Wisdom 1. Never trust a dog to watch your food - Patrick, 10 2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him - Michael, 14 3. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a cricket bat - Joel, 10 4. Never pee on an electric fence - Robert, 13 5. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic Tac - Andrew, 9 6. When your mum is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair - Taylia, 11 7. Never allow your three-year-old brother in the same room as your homework - Tracey, 14 8. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in your milk - Armir, 9 9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts - Kellie, 11 10. Don't sneeze in front of your mum, when you're eating a cracker - Mitchell, 12 11. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse - Naomi, 15 12. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick - Lauren, 9 13. Never tell your mum her diet's not working - Michael, 14 14. If you get a bad school report, show it to your mum when she's on the phone
This one is for all of you who either: a) have kids (or will someday) b) had kids who have now grown c) were once a kid d) know a kid! Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers ...... As I was packing for my business trip, my 3 year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again. When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong, honey? She replied! , "What happened to my booger?"