don't you just love The Internet? being part of a bunch of different networking sites, and forums and things, I get some really weird messages from some really weird people. Here's a myspace message I got this morning: it's even funnier if you know what an afrikaans accent sounds like, and read it with that in mind. one of my friends has also gotten a bunch of weird ones, including a guy who wanted her to send him a picture of her feet, and a woman who seriously thinks she's a werewolf. so come on, what are the stunners you've gotten in your inbox? have you sent any out? does anybody have a good reply for the message above?
How about this answer? Dear Sweet Talking Stalker That's very nice of you and quite flattering but not necessary as I'm really a 47 year old male homosexual, cross-dresser, who is into S&M and looking for new dungeon slaves. Are you into pain? How do you feel about overweight partners? Love, Harry Colen
hahahaha! that's awesome. i will put it with the collection of replies i've thought of/ had friends think up so far and mush them all together into something fabulous. here's one that was sent to a friend, also on myspace: "twinking fun"..... *cracks up*
i just managed to find one that was sent to another of my friends. it's long, but stick with it, it's hilarious! we replied to it with a picture of my ex-boyfriend's size 12 feet, taken after a rowing practice while they were still all pasty and wrinkly, with every toenail painted a different colour.
i just got an email, in spanish, with an ultrasound picture attached. quey? *runs anti-virus software* nope.
Nah, they all go to my catcher gmail accounts. I intentionally plastered the email addresses all over the internet to get the emails so I can bait them.
So I guess your friend didn't catch the first stagecoach out to get fertilized immediately? Gee, I don't know why.
