Haha ok...so we have 5 fat ladies, sitting AND farting on a poor skinny criminal dude, who suffered for a whole hour Think he may have issues with women in future? Or at least think twice before letting himself in to someone else's flat
I'm not shore if they were fat just average. They were college girls i think and rather fit doing a lot of running. It's a simple thing for women to do if they are in groups...just sit on him.
maybe he did not struggle too much .... 5 women sitting on a male ......where did they position their weight ???
All of this post pretty much had me cracking up. Maybe these fat ladies didnt fully sit on him perhaps they mearly hovered so he couldnt get up? Or maybe one sat on an arm the other his other arm and one on each leg...and the last...perhaps his head? or body? i havent decided yet...either way can you imagine what this guy thought? he's in someones flat to then see 5 fat women diving on him to sit on him? if i knew how to post pictures on here im sure i could find one to the effect!
If I ever had the chance I'd be jumping up and down on the intruder in heels. That guy deserves no sympathy.
Haha! *hides screen from boss* Yes they are very lucky he wasn't armed. He sounds like a bit of a 'dumb criminal' really. Wanders into someones flat, skinny as a rake, unarmed, to be sat on by women and I assume, nicked. Maybe he was just lost...
I think that's one thing you have to keep view of in these situations. Yes they did well. Yes they showed courage! Yes the were lucky one of the didn't get stuck with a screw driver!!!! Personally I'd of given him a way out and let him take it as long as I or my family wasn't in any danger from him.