extremely bad jokes!!!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by gaz shaw, Mar 26, 2005.

  1. gaz shaw

    gaz shaw New Member

    a couble of extreamely bad jokes, ill post no more than 5 at a time because too many at once will kill you (thats how bad they are)

    Q. What language do they speak in Cuba?
    A. Cubic.

    Q. Why couldn't the wigwam and Tepee get to sleep?
    A. Because they were two tents.

    Q. what instrument did they play in the Middle Ages?
    A. the Anglo-saxophone.

    Q. what do u get if you cross a skeleton, a feathure and a joke book?
    A. Rib ticklers

    Q. What is the best way to make a coat last?
    A. Make the trousers first.
     
    Last edited: Mar 26, 2005
  2. cheesypeas

    cheesypeas Moved on

    Grooooooooooooooooan!!! lol.
     
  3. gaz shaw

    gaz shaw New Member

    believe me they get a lot worse.

    some of them really want to make me cry :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
     
  4. Anth

    Anth Daft. Supporter

    Theres a whole thread of bad jokes here ;)
     
  5. gaz shaw

    gaz shaw New Member

    i know but they are bad jokes, these are extreamely bad jokes.
     
  6. gaz shaw

    gaz shaw New Member

    ok heres some more, by the way feel free to post some of your extreamely bad jokes here as well.

    Q. Why did the seeweeb blush?
    A. Because it saw the ships bottom.

    Q. What is a bunsen burner used for?
    A. for burning bunsens.

    Q. What do u get if you cross a skeleton with a tumble drier?
    A. Bone-dry clothes.

    Q. When is a grown man still a child?
    A. When he is a miner.

    Q. What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
    A. One has claws at the end of its pawsand the other has a paws at the end of a clause.
     

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