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  1. TheDarkJester

    TheDarkJester 90% Sarcasm, 10% Mostly Good Advice.

    The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment... Get their
    parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

    The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
    stories.

    Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying
    hens.

    One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front
    seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs went
    flying and broke and made a mess."

    "What's the moral of the story?" asked d the teacher.

    "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"

    "Very good," said the teacher.

    Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers
    too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one
    time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to
    this story is, "don't count your chickens before they're hatched."

    "That was a fine story Sarah.

    Michael, do you have a story to share?"

    "Yes, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt Karen. Aunt Karen
    was a flight engineer in the Gulf War and her plane was hit.

    She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a
    bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete.

    She drank the whisky on the way down so it wouldn't break and then
    she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of
    them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed
    twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. Then she killed the last
    ten with her bare hands."

    "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did
    your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"



    "Stay the *^*$%&$&$#&% away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking!"
     
  2. Mei Hua

    Mei Hua Banned Banned

    LMAO!

    Amen Bro, I've been there before...
     
  3. Lily

    Lily Valued Member

    Nice one DJ!!!!
     
  4. Emil

    Emil Valued Member

    HAHA!

    hmmm, shouldn't that be poultry?
     
  5. AuntiePink

    AuntiePink Naughty Member

    I like this! :)

    Akasha, it's not paltry at all, it's bloody funny! ;)
     
  6. Rhea

    Rhea Laser tag = NOT MA... Supporter

    very good.
     
  7. rtkd-badger

    rtkd-badger Fundimentaly Manipulated

    The same teacher gave the class a task of using the word : contagious in a sentance.
    Mary put up her and and said, " My brother has the measles and Mum said it is : contagious"
    Very good said the teacher.

    Nordic then put his hand up and said, " Oh Oh Oh Oh, Miss, the other day we were drivin down the road and this truck driver had stuffed up and lost his load on a corner. My dad said it was going to take that contagious to pick all that crap up.
     
  8. Sgt_Major

    Sgt_Major Ex Global Mod Supporter

    BRILLIANT! lmao - both winging their way round the office email as I type....
     
  9. kwang gae

    kwang gae 광개 Sidekick Specialist

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