Dwarves and martial arts?

Discussion in 'Disabled Martial Artists' started by LeaFirebender, Oct 28, 2011.

  1. JamesR

    JamesR Valued Member

    *Stumbles slightly and looks around on the floor* lol

    Go on then mate, how tall are you :D
  2. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    5 feet tall... err, short
  3. JamesR

    JamesR Valued Member

    Was expecting you to say 5ft 6 or something lol

    At least you are closer to tall peoples nuts :fight1: (Not in a gay way haha)
  4. Fu_Bag

    Fu_Bag Valued Member

    Speed Bag...

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  5. JamesR

    JamesR Valued Member

    ^ MAJOR Pain haha
  6. komuso

    komuso Valued Member


    I fully intended to chide everyone for being cruel to a whole sub culture that probably is totally sick of it...

    But instead I have the following to offer. Dwarves and the martial arts? Hell yes!

    They are ALL about axes.



    who has just suffered yet another political correctness fail.
  7. Sketco

    Sketco Banned Banned

    Yeah it sucks being under 6ft. Although my sifu is about that height and he is POWERFUL. Also while I do enjoy training against the two 6-footers it seems I have more trouble in chi sao with the 8 year old because they're more relaxed and hence their arms (though short) tend to slip into even the tiniest gaps in my defences.
    I could overpower easily them but like my aikido teacher once said: "I always liked it when Ando sensei made me work with the tiny little japanese girls. It gave me a chance to focus on doing perfect technique rather than using force."
  8. LeaFirebender

    LeaFirebender Ice Bear has ninja stars

    I'm taller than you?? Wow I feel accomplished :) I'm usually the short/small one :D 5'4 and 107lb
    Just to give you a picture the ppl they picked for me to spar for my black belt (roughly same size but higher skill) were 3 freshmen and 1 eight grader :) but they're all guys so w/e
  9. JamesR

    JamesR Valued Member

    Woah I feel massive! I'm just over 220lbs lol (It's not fat though haha)
  10. Smitfire

    Smitfire Cactus Schlong

    You are massive.
  11. JamesR

    JamesR Valued Member

    I think I have bigorexia though, I don't feel very big at all?
  12. Fu_Bag

    Fu_Bag Valued Member

    How much bigger do you figure you need to be? :eek:
  13. Smitfire

    Smitfire Cactus Schlong

    If you worked at my workplace of 70 men you'd be the largest guy here.
  14. JamesR

    JamesR Valued Member

    I don't feel I NEED to be bigger, I just don't feel that big. It's only when I see someone else the same size I realise.
  15. Smitfire

    Smitfire Cactus Schlong

  16. JamesR

    JamesR Valued Member

  17. LeaFirebender

    LeaFirebender Ice Bear has ninja stars

    How much is a stone anyway???

    Oh nvm looked it up it's 14 pounds. That would make me like 7.5 stone :) haha I'm small but i'm a girl so its all fun :D
    Last edited: Nov 6, 2011

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