Don't eat meat, you may get cancer and die. http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/mar/12/red-meat-death-heart-cancer The trouble is you can't eat vegetables either because you could get e-coli and die. http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/jun/01/safe-salad-e-coli-germany Never mind, you could always go for a walk on the beach. Maybe not. There are the jellyfish, e-coli, rip currents and deadly superbugs to deal with. http://www.livescience.com/6681-dangerous-beach.html Okay, so we will stay at home and have a beer. Damn, that's no good either. I could get diabetes, liver poisoning and my mental health could be affected. http://www.drinkaware.co.uk/facts/effects-of-alcohol-2 I'll go for a drive. That'll be okay. But no. There is the pollution. Carbon monoxide, nitrogen oxides, benzene and a whole host of other noxious gases. http://www.nutramed.com/environment/carsepa.htm I'll get an electric car. Can't go wrong with an electric car. Turns out they could be worse. http://www.webpronews.com/electric-car-pollution-2012-02 What to do? Bake a cake maybe. Cake is the answer to everything. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...losion-caused-fireworks-mistaken-candles.html Okay that's no good. Who knew cake was a potential killer? I'll just stay in my chair.
The answer is to ignore all advice given in the science pages of newspapers, even the broadsheet articles are often more like adverts for certain pharmaceutical companies or lobbying groups than unbiased news.
Wash going for Dragonheart. I shposh my Sean Connery doeshn't come acrosh very well in text lol Knowing the way my brain works I've probably got the film wrong xD
Fun stuff. My theory is just don't be an idiot. Eat things that grew, ignore anyone who claims to be an expert, train hard and play even harder! We're dying anyway, extract every last bit of experience from our limited time on this earth and I'll roundhouse myself through the pearly gates.
Squat more, eat more, foam roll more and listen to drum and bass. Cant see how you'll go wrong there.
