I've just spent a tenner on a curry and having eaten barely a quarter of it am already full up. I have thus decided to put my curry up for sale, I do not nessecarily want money, I am happy for imaginative (non-rude) ideas and shiny things. I like shiny things. Anyway there is quite a lot of pilau rice here, four bits of chicken in Kurma sauce and about 3/4 of a peshwari naan. Let the bidding commence! (Yes I realise this is pointless but I'm bored)
I shun your Kit Kat. Only half? I don't think thats a fair trade. If you throw in some wine gums we might have a deal, but only if I get no better offers.
That's an old persons bike right? evil Does it have tassels? If it has tassels and one of those windmills on the back I may consider...
I got 2 spoonfuls of chicken sweetcorn soup. And a load of Oreo cookies, minus the white bits in the middle. update: no more Oreo cookies, I love not cutting weight!!
I got the dish I just ate my melting middle chocolate pudding out of, there is still a bit of chocolate left in the bottom. And half a glass of caffeine free diet coke.
Damn the half eaten Oreo's would have sealed the deal as well. Unlucky. This curry is probably a bit ropey now. Mostly because I threw it in the bin about an hour ago
Chicken Tikka, tell me what's wrong You're enchained by your own sorrow In your eyes there is no hope for tomorrow How I hate to see you like this There is no way you can deny it I can see that you're oh so sad, so quiet Chicken Tikka, tell me the truth I'm a shoulder you can cry on Your best friend, I'm the one you must rely on You were always sure of yourself Now I see you've broken a feather I hope we can patch it up together Chicken Tikka, you and I know How the heartaches come and they go and the scars they're leaving You'll be dancing once again and the pain will end You will have no time for grieving Chicken Tikka, you and I cry But the sun is still in the sky and shining above you Let me hear you sing once more like you did before Sing a new song, Chicken Tikka Try once more like you did before Sing a new song, Chicken Tikka. So the walls came tumbling down And your love's a blown out candle All is gone and it seems too hard to handle Chicken Tikka, tell me the truth There is no way you can deny it I see that you're oh so sad, so quiet Chicken Tikka, you and I know How the heartaches come and they go and the scars they're leaving You'll be dancing once again and the pain will end You will have no time for grieving Chicken Tikka, you and I cry But the sun is still in the sky and shining above you Let me hear you sing once more like you did before Sing a new song, Chicken Tikka Try once more like you did before Sing a new song, Chicken Tikka Try once more like you did before Sing a new song, Chicken Tikka.