Cheapest Techniques Ever

This is my favorite technique out of all.

Step1. Kick in the Groin.

Step2. Knee to face.

Step3. Run like H***.

Sorry if you already mastered this!

 

I think knee to face is much better for step 2.

 

Throw or hold your cap/jacket or whatever to obstruct your opponents vision, and hit em while they can't see.

Spit in their eyes before you hit them for the same effect.

 

Have sand in your hand clenched up as a fist so doesn't seem suspicious and throw it in their eyes.

 

Causally talk to them and suddenly hit them solidly in the nose

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Thats kind of funy cain_charley.

Or ask him if your hand smells like Chocolate , so he smells it and you smack him in the face.

 

sneak up behind them and hit them on the side of the knee with a baseball bat.

 

Hehehe...this is getting funnier - Throw a brick on them from the fifth floor

|Cain|

 

Start talking gibberish, obscure Monty Python quotes are excellent for this purpose. You can take someone's attention without resorting to the physical.

 

offer them some sort of chewing gum or sweet laced witha laxative and watchm them run same effect you use less energy just make sure to get out of the blast radious

 

Give him a fake present , while he opens it get out a large staff and hit him/her in the head.

 

an*lly r*pe their mother while pouring sugar in their gas tank?

 

that ain't right !lol

Or you can pee in their gas tank or on him !

 

You seem to be talking from experience....

 

Talk is the cheapest weapon, you can say anything, whereas the cheap technique may fail miserably and leave you with a more angry attacker

You could threaten to do some nasty or weird stuff in the fight, could put em off right there!

 

Like cut off his egg rolls!

LoL

 

And what would you do with them after you cut off his eggrolls?



I was thinking about a quick "chop" or punch to the throat. Or even a front kick to his knees. even a stomp to their feet works good.

 

If you are really in a fight I don't think there are any cheap techniques...usually I provoke them into getting in my face and shoving me and I knee them in the ground then take them to the ground....I don't get in fights often really.

 

Actually there are cheap techniques in a fight.

I would do the cheap technique when they are off guard.

I don't get into fights often too , I only got into a fight twice in my whole life.

 

If it is a "real" fight there is NO such thing as cheap. After all if you are a true martial artist you would only hurt another person if they deserved it, so if they are trying to attack you I would do anything I could to end the fight quickly, even if that is "cheap".