Chavs

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by kano junior, Aug 8, 2005.

  1. kano junior

    kano junior Uchi-Monster!!

    Two Chavs jump off a cliff. Who wins?

    Society.

    :D :D
     
  2. iamraisen

    iamraisen Valued Member

    lol good one

    can be made even funnier by changing the 'two ' to 'twenty'.
     
  3. The Student

    The Student New Member

    Or change it to 'all'
     
  4. TheCount

    TheCount Happiness is a mindset

  5. cavallin

    cavallin kickin' kitten

    here we go...
    what do you call a chav in a box?
    "innit"
    what do you call a chav in a filling cabinet?
    "sorted"
    what do you call a chav in a locked cabinet?
    "safe"
    ect ect...
     
  6. gaz shaw

    gaz shaw New Member

    Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol
     
  7. Pureworld

    Pureworld New Member

  8. Yohan

    Yohan In the Spirit of Yohan Supporter

    HAHA

    In America, they are known as "wiggers."
     
  9. yinyang264

    yinyang264 New Member

    in uk we call white rappers or wannabe rappers wiggers=)

    eminem often refers himself as this lol... old chavvy days myself hehe=)
     
  10. teacher

    teacher Valued Member

    Have a look at this, if you wnt to know more about the Glasgow Chav, commonly known as a ned.

    http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/

    I dont like the layout but the sections on culture, weapons and photos are very funny.
     
  11. The Student

    The Student New Member

  12. Taff

    Taff The Inevitable Hulk

  13. gemtkd

    gemtkd Valued Member

    Tried to upload a chav test but it wouldn't let me.

    I can email someone it if they wanna try :)
     
  14. Yohan

    Yohan In the Spirit of Yohan Supporter

    This is fantastic! I wish people in the U.S. were this emphatic about making fun of wiggers!
     
  15. kano junior

    kano junior Uchi-Monster!!

    I know this has been raised before but i dunno if wigger is the same thing as chav and if there is a word that is used in America. I think wigger is linked in with rapping and chav is not.

    This is what google said
    "Chav is a derogatory slang term currently in popular usage throughout England. It refers to a subculture negatively-stereotyped as being uneducated, uncultured and prone to antisocial or immoral behavior. The label is typically (although not exclusively) applied to teenagers and young adults of white working class or lower-middle class origin. A male chav is sometimes referred to as a chavster and a female as a chavette, although chav is typically used to refer to both sexes."
     
  16. RobP

    RobP Valued Member

    "It refers to a subculture negatively-stereotyped"

    Cool. Can we negatively stereotype anyone, or just white working class kids?
     
  17. Yohan

    Yohan In the Spirit of Yohan Supporter

    ohhhh noooo

    wiggers are approximately equal to chavs.

    Usually teenagers who wear clothing waaaaay too big, buy stupid chains that look like they came from Mr. T's garbage cans, uneducated, have no mastery of the english language, and are generally total losers who will never do anything with their life except breed another little brood of wiggers. They also mod out their cars so that they are terribly ugly.

    Hehe except some of them start out as little rich kids from the suburbs.

    The chavs of Scotland are technologically advanced when compared to the wiggers of the U.S. The wiggers haven't discovered burberry and track suits yet, they still wear fubu and jeans and sports jerseys with their underwear hanging out.

    A link to a website dedicated to the less advanced, north american chav.

    www.wiggaz.com
     
  18. bobbysmilesok

    bobbysmilesok New Member

    I always thought that chavs were quite a remarkable urban phenomenom.
     
  19. Yohan

    Yohan In the Spirit of Yohan Supporter

    I am 24% chavtastic. Anyone else take the test? I'm rather dissapointed in myself.

    I'll have to throw my burberry hat out now. At least that will get me down to 22% or so.

    It's either that or kill my friends pitt bull.
     
    Last edited: Aug 11, 2005

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