How about these: --------------- Young Boy with Coffee: I thought you might like some coffee. [Sits beside a Little Girl who takes a cup] Young Boy with Coffee: Sugar? Little Girl: No thanks, I take it black, like my men. --------------- (I spit soda across the theater on the one above.) ------------------ Mrs. Geline: I haven't felt this bad since I saw that Ronald Regan movie. ------------------ -------------------- Barbara Billingsley: Oh stewardess! I speak jive. Barbara Billingsley: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help! --------------------
"English, motherbleeper! Do you speak it?!" Jules. Pulp Fiction (sometimes I feel like using that one on this site) Large portions of Team America that I'd never be able to post here "It can't rain all the time" Eric Draven. The Crow The "I felt like destroying something beautiful tonight" monologue from Fight Club "Out by sixteen or dead in the scene but together for bleeping ever!" Ginger. Ginger Snaps
Naruto - "that is my way of the ninja" Naruto - "Someone truly strong will protect somone else other than himself"
"You tell em i'm comin and hells comin with me ya hear, hells comin with me" -- Wyatt Earp aka Kurt Russell in Tombstone
Bateman: "Do you know what Ed Gein said?" Bryce: "Corporate holdings Ed Gein?" Bateman: "No, serial killer Ed Gein. He said 'when i see a pretty girl, half of me wants to take her out, talk to her...be real nice to her'" Bryce: "And what does the other half of him say?" Bateman: "ahaha...what her head would look like on a stick!" *No-one laughs* Bateman: "ahaha!" Patrick Bateman talking to his friends in American Psycho.
Now you're a big man, but you're out of shape. With me, it's a full time job - so behave yourself. - Jack Carter in Get Carter (the original, not the remake) Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me! - Juilius Ceasar in Carry on Cleo - cheesy I know, but it is a classic line Fiery the angels fell, deep thunder rolled around their shores, burning in the fires of orc - Roy Batti in Blade Runner - a misquote from Wm Blakes America - A Prophecy, but still good Guildenstern: You're familiar with the tragedies of antiquity, are you? Maidens aspiring to godheads - Rosencrantz: - And vice versa? Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
"I have to return some videotapes." -American Psycho (This quote apparently lets you out of ANY situation that you might come across). Brian: "Isn't there an "O" in country?" Quagmire: "heh heh heh NO!" Family Guy Movie coming out in September. Brian asking Quagmire about his cross country tour
I'd post my fav word-for-word but it'd would violate the TOS. Lucy Liu as "O-ren Ishii" from "Kill Bill Volume 1". When she snags the yakuza's head. Priceless.
All from the most quotable movie EVER "We are French, why do you think we have these outragious accents you silly king" "You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts. " "Brave Sir Robin ran away, bravely ran away away. When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin. "
Will: "You cheated." Jack: "Pirate." Mullroy: "I never would have thought of that." Jack: "Clearly you've never been to Singapore." Jack: "Who makes all these?" Will Turner "I do. And I practice with them three hours a day." Jack: "You need to find yourself a girl, mate." Will: "This is either madness or brilliance." Jack: "It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide." Will: "You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight I'd kill you." Jack: "Then that's not much incentment to fight fair then, is it?" Will: "(Jack gets slapped in the face) I suppose you didn't deserve that one either?" Jack: "No, that one I deserved." Elizabeth: "You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum." Jack: "Welcome to the Caribbean, love." Jack: "What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade, the rum." Elizabeth: "Yes, the rum is gone." Jack: "Why is the rum gone?" Elizabeth: "One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. Do you think there is even the slightest chance they won't see it?" Jack: "But, why is the rum gone?" From "Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl"
From the Family Guy movie. Peter (while knocking on the glass): Katie. Katie Couric: blabbering on about something to the camera. Peter (while knocking on the glass a bit harder): Katie!! Katie Couric: continues to blabber about something to the camera. Peter (while throwing a garbage can through the window to get her attention): KATIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Katie Couric: WHAT?!?!?!?!? Peter: Oh well never mind then. God I love that show!!!!
Take your Jedi weapon, strike me down with all of your anger and your journey towards the dark side of the force will be complete !!! - Emperor Palpatine in Return Of The Jedi.
In scarface - I am no Blooming criminal I am no puta no thief I am Tony Montana, a political prisoner from Cuba, and I want my Blooming human rights, now [slams desk] Al Pacino rocks |Cain|
Clint Eastwood in one of the Dollar movies: "I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. See, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it . . . "
" I'm edibal, but that my dears is known as cannabalism and is frowned upon in your society" Willy Wonka in the new film Aren't i cool?
