Okay, we've had tones of movies released since May 2006, so I though I'll do a thread necro. Hmmm, I heard this awesome quote from a clip of Die Hard 4.0. I'm not a big fan so I don't know the character names. A:You just destroyed a helicopter with a car B:I ran out of bullets. Like I said, awesome.
I've got two: "I have come to chew bubble gum and kick @$$, and I have run out of bubble gum!" Roddy Piper in They live "I have misjudged ye orgre," puss in boots "join the club, we have jackets!" Shrek
enough is enough! i am sick of these motherfudging snakes, on this motherfudging plane! and waste the motherfudgers! - rules of engagement. no one says that word better than samuel l jackson!
from "one flew over the cockoo's nest" jack nicholson- all we want to due is watch the basketball game "Scareface" " I'm not going to shot you Frank, Mano, shot this piece of poo"
TOS still applies even if it wasn't originally said by you. Stars in replacement are bad aswell. Cheers dudes!
While stars are acceptable for blocking out profanity, it would be appreciated if posters would self-censor their quotes to family site level. 94.9% of them are just as good even when cleaned up (with 5% of them being bad quotes even before cleaning up).
from transformers movie - Optimus - "It's just you and me now Megatron" Megatron - "NO PRIME, IT'S JUST ME!!" Megatron > all
From the big hit: Vinnie: Ladies, you're so fine I want to pour milk over you and make you a part of my complete breakfast. Cisco: So, you ladies got a number for me? Girls in spa: Yeah, 911. Cisco: Damn lesbians! Cisco: Why don't you just dump the 'female dog'? Melvin: The truth? Cisco: Yeah, I want the truth. Crunch: You can't handle the truth! Cisco: (to Crunch) Shut the fudge up! Melvin: The truth is, I can't handle the idea of her not liking me. I can't handle the idea of ANYBODY not liking me. Cisco: Hey Melvin, the hundred or so people you've killed in the last five years, more than likely have families that don't think too highly of you. Snatch is also one of my favourites: Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again? Avi: Eighty-six carats. Rosebud: Where? Avi: London. Rosebud: London? Avi: London. Avi's Colleague: London? Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fudging Poppins... LONDON.
One of my all time fav's is Chopper: Chopper: Why would I shoot a bloke BANG, then drive him to the bloody car and wizz him off to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place. Chopper: Jimmy, if you keep stabbing me, you're going to kill me. And Wayans fans or not. White Chicks: Latrell Spencer: Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair. Me, Myself & Irene: Hank Evans: Hey ringworm... [Softball Player looks around] Hank Evans: Yeah I'm talking to you, you toxic waste of life. You gonna pick that butt up, or do I have to glue it to the end of my shoe and stick it in your big fat pimply a-hole? Softball Player: Hey buddy, chill out. It's just a cigarette. Hank Evans: Oh yeah? Well this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around I can leave one hell of a mess. Charlie Baileygates: I turn my back for one moment then you stick it up my ass. Literally! Irene P. Waters: For your information, you stuck it in your own ass!
Sorry guys, I;m bored and can't resist more Me, Myself and Irene: Hank Evans: Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone. Hank Evans: [to Irene] Name's Hank, Hank Evans - for little girls... Charlie Baileygates: Well, we can't be calling you Milky if your comin' with us, so what's your name? Whitey: Casper, but my friends call me Whitey. Charlie Baileygates: Uh, okay. Hank Evans: Charlie's like origami, he folds under pressure. Irene P. Waters: I never wanted to sleep with you, Hank! Okay, you tricked me! Hank Evans: Yes, I tricked you. It was deceitful, it was disgusting and despicable. But just for once, see it from my side. [shrugs] Hank Evans: I was horny. Ok, I'm done for now.
