Best quotes from movies

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  1. kobudo_tob

    kobudo_tob Valued Member

    Ok, this is a spawn of the thread about favourite films.

    Which is your favourite quote from any movie? It's not a quiz, at least it isn't starting out as one.

    Okie Dokey

    "THIS ISN'T FOR YOUR EYES" - Pinhead, Leader of the Cenobites, Hellraiser I.

    The movie is quite a laugh if you are in the mood for an old dodgy horror...but the quote in the final scene rules the film.
  2. stump

    stump Supersub

    From "Analyse This" - the most practical dieting information ever in a movie

    Gangster 1:You want a sandwich?
    Gangster 2:What kind of sandwich ain't too fattening?
    Gandster 1:A half a sandwich
  3. Wearing Grey

    Wearing Grey New Member


    Cowboy: You're so drunk, you're probably seein' double.
    Doc: I got two guns, one for each of ya.

  4. pgm316

    pgm316 lifting metal

    Old Kung Fu film: "Ahhhhhhhhhhh but you do not realise, my thirteen finger technique can't be beaten! God damn it, hahahahahahahahahahaha!"

    How can you beat that!? :D
  5. cyclepath

    cyclepath New Member

    Here's on of my favourites,

    Denzel in Training Day:

    You got a duck. You DO have a duck, don't you? All right, the duck lines up straight. To the right of it and to the left of it are pockets, right? In those pockets are money. Look in either one of 'em, pay the bill
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  6. pgm316

    pgm316 lifting metal

    Or in Jackie Brown when Robert Deniro kills Samual L Jacksons girlfriend, because she irritated him, SLJ says " Well, if you had to do it you had to do it"

  7. Spike

    Spike New Member

    From Evil Dead 3.

    After shooting his evil twin, who was dancing about chanting goodie little two shoes:

    "Good. Bad. I`m the guy with the gun."
  8. SoKKlab

    SoKKlab The Cwtch of Death!

    "Gentlemen you can't fight in here-this is a war room!"

    From Dr Strangelove-Directed by Stanley Kubrick
  9. Grifter

    Grifter Edited by White Wizard

    Army Of Darkness/Evil Dead.

    Sheila: You found me beautiful once...
    Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!

    also from Army of Darkness.
    Ash is supossed to repeat this chant " Klaatu Veratan Narrtu"
    But by the time he gets there he forgets what to say so he goes..
    Klaatu Veratan *cough* Makes up his own word*cough*
  10. Spike

    Spike New Member

    Full Metal Jacket:

    "Did your parents have any children that lived?"
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  11. Brad Ellin

    Brad Ellin Baba

    "Patience. When you have 5 brothers and only one bathroom, you learn what patience is."

    The Challenge
  12. Andy Murray

    Andy Murray Sadly passed away. Rest In Peace.

    "What if this is as good as it gets?"

    Jack Nicholson (As good as it gets)

    "If you could see what I have seen with your eyes"

    Rutger Hauer (Bladerunner)
  13. thiaboxr2

    thiaboxr2 New Member

    Daniel-san, lie becomes truth only if you believe it. Mr. Miyagi from Karate Kid.

    I eat breakfast 300 yards away from 3000 cubans who are trained to kill me. So don't think that for 1 second you can come down here, flash a badge......and make me nervous. Jack Nickalson in A Few Good Men.

    I'm funny? Funny how? Like funny ha ha? Do I amuse you?... Joe Pesci in Goodfella's.
  14. Adam

    Adam New Member

    Taken from danish film: They eat dogs in China.

    "Harald, you're such a racist!"
    "So what? Why are you saying that like it's a bad thing?"

    nother one from the same film

    "Harald, what are we gonna do? We just killed two people in cold blood!"
    "No, we did not just kill two people in cold blood"
    guy 1 looks hopefully at harald, sensing the light at the end of the tunnel.
    "We just killed 3 people in cold blood, I just shot Puk"
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  15. Spike

    Spike New Member

    Ocean`s Eleven:

    George Clooney: The House always wins, you play long enough you never change the stakes, the house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big and then you take the house.
    Brad Pitt: You`ve been practicing that speach haven`t you?
    GC: A little bit, did I rush it?
    BP: No it was good, I liked it
  16. darlph

    darlph New Member

    I'm going to take this foot and kick you in that side of your head, and there ain't a thing you can do about it. Billie Jack (not exactly the right words but close)
  17. thiaboxr2

    thiaboxr2 New Member

    With my left foot I can kick your face.
    With my right fist I can break your nose.
    Look at me, Im oreintal...Hiiiaaaaa!

    From " They Call Me Bruce" ( a comedy)
  18. Jonny_B

    Jonny_B New Member

    Favourite Quote from a Movie?

    ok guys lets see what your all time favourite quotes are from films ???????????

    ill start us off

    1. Lock Stock - " <<edit>> ive been shot, I dont <<edit>> belive this can everyone stop gettin shot!" :woo:
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  19. Dr NinjaBellydance

    Dr NinjaBellydance What is your pleasure sir

    "Get away from her, you bitch!" - Ripley, 'Aliens'
  20. butcher wing

    butcher wing Oi, Fatso!


    Bai Ga Jai!

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