Bad martial art videos

Hey....some people can take on 5 attackers using 350 forms :hat:

 

One of these days I'm going to have to do a mega compilation of the worst martial art videos on this thread, maybe after 100 pages (at the moment were are only at the 50 page mark).

 

Never mind

 

Pseudo science at its best?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndpStzQRBR8"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndpStzQRBR8[/ame]

 

There's some more George Maughan footage here:

http://www.ugek.net/videos.asp

 

I love the beggining of this, " I as an overweight man in a suit behind a desk, with writing below me saying I am somehow connected to some special forces melarky says that in my opinion systema is the most practical martial art in the world, please forget about the fact that this is in russian and for those that do not speak it , it could be the intro to a work safety video, or that i do not present credientials, just take my word for it..... as a fat guy behind a desk.... in a suit"

Well thats good enough for me, where do i sign up

 

Hey, anything froM BRAZIL, ASIA, SHAOLIN, RUSSIA, ARE THE REAL COMBAT DEAL...

 

Not quite martial arts, per se, but... well, it's not the best

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_yDdMJnTIf4

I was curious about the lady who appears at the end so did a search on youtube, and here's what I got. Enjoy

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD8Sex72UVw"]Self Defense Tips & Techniques for Women : How to Get Out of a Front Choke in Women's Self Defense - YouTube[/ame]

 

While I prefer Bas Rutten's self defence techniques. I'd much rather be training them with that chick!
It's funny that at 0.36 it looks like she forgot her "lines"

 

Expert Village has to be the biggest collection of tosspots and buttmunches on the planet - absolutley everything on there is terrible including that abortion of a Self Defence video above

Pathetic

 

When my friend sent me the first video I said it looked like something out of expertvillage. I was most amused when searching for miss Audrey wotsit actually brought me to the village xD

 

the chick aint that bad

 

Gary Boaz does some aikido videos on ExpertVillage that aren't too bad, but I agree that the majority of EV videos are crap.

 

Therefore, they ought to be called "Not-so Expert Village"

 

Wow, this is some trippy stuff, the music tops it off for me.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EDeC-pYsb4"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EDeC-pYsb4[/ame]

 

And here's the same guy sparring off against a Muay Thai practitioner, I have to confess although its not terrible (in the technical sense, Vadim Starov held his ground at least), its pretty funny but its clear who had the upper hand.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NIxULhMGZA"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NIxULhMGZA[/ame]

 

Either I understand Russian perfectly now or we're watching different videos. :dunno:

 

if you speak russian that is fine, but if you dont there is just a guy speaking over the top in english, if you dont speak it, for all you know the guy could be saying anything.

Yea expert is a load of rubbish, i dont wanna learn self defence from a guy that looks like he couldnt even fight sleep, i know this is shallow and never judge a book etc, but i have to say that people that look like they can handle themselves usually can. I mean look at Geoff thompson, gavin mulholland, lee morrison. these are SD guys that look like they could eat you alive.

 

I know a few elderly people who dont ook it, but they can eat you alive as well.

It is like coming upon a small snake. You dont know how dangerous it is by a quick glance

 

This is awful:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS1kssaRndE&feature=fvst"]Martial Arts Weapons Training : Escrima Techniques in Martial Arts - YouTube[/ame]

Here is a video response we made, strangely they didn't accept the link...[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmyDZxFo-LM"]Advanced knife defence with double stick - YouTube[/ame]