Attn Ladies. What will you bid?

I have in my possession a photograph, of forum member 'Teacher's posterior.

What is your bid?

 

I hope you got that by legal means.

 

... is it worthy of submission to the "Martial Arts Hunks" thread?? (perhaps with a "little" doctoring)

 

Sorry, butt it's a blind bid.

You just have to make your offer and hope you are pleased with the reults.

What do you bid?

 

hmmm, I'll have to sit on that for a while and give it some thought!

 

I open the bidding at four really shiny beads and a frozen chocolate cake.

 

Hmmm, I dont know If I want this but....

I bid: 10 writable CD's, a soft lamb beanie baby, a pet hair sticky roller thingy, and some mardi gras beads .

 

A little desperate aren't we Tika? Jacking the bid so high so quickly!!!! Well, I've got a broken weed wacker, a signed copy of some self-help book that is currently out of style and the secret manuscript with all the secrets of Mommy-fu in it! Top that!

 

Bear in mind girls, it is Andy who is accepting the bids on this.

Of all those bids placed I can see him truly considering that frozen chocolate cake!

How about a keg of Amstel and a foot rub??

 

Not so, I'll be seeking Teachers permission to pass his butt shot on to the winning bidder, and passing on the proceeds of the winning bid to him directly (minus a 10% pimping fee).

 

Thanks for the clarification!

LOL ... well, I knew you were going to benfit in some way by this auction Andy!


OK then ....

 

Aim high, you wouldn't believe such a magnificent example of the genre could be contained on one little old 128Mb memory card.

It's a high res pic ladies, premium scottish beef in every megapixel!

 

Desperate? MEEEE???? ....

My turn...

In adition to my already bidded items, I will throw in a well thumbed copy of the Kama Sutra, my old copy of Grand Theft Auto II, and a Bruce Lee blacklight poster!

 

Oh yes ... now that would be interesting.

After further thought I am wondering why I am even bidding on this... (aside from the premium Scottish beef)
I can get pics like these for *free* by email

 

Bidding is fun

 

I can top you! I can top you! I have a Bruce Lee painted on velvet!!! And a huge wolf blanket that I have been letting my dog sleep on along with a copy of 1,001 Recipes for Roadkill by famous Canadian rednecks!! And to sweeten the pot 2 jars of half used Canadian maple syrup! (hee, hee, hee, how can anyone resist that?)

 

As an outside observer with ABSOLUTELY no interest in said item. Are Global Mods allowed to bid on this, you know, undue pressure and such. And not knowing who "teacher" is, I personally, knowing a few Europeans, would go with the liquor aspect.

One more thought, Tika, how 'd you get those mardi gras beads???????

 

Well I have met 'teacher' and know the true value of this auction!!! Unfortunately I don't know if I'll be able to go higher than my last bid. And unlike Tika, I am not willing to part with my hard won mardi gras beads! Ahhh, the stories of New Orleans they could tell if they could talk .

 

Well are we?? Pressure??? .... what "pressure" would that be?