Well, one things for sure you ain't ninja if you don't know the ninja dance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caspTsRGdos&eurl=http://www.askaninja.com/node?from=15
I believe that my response to almost any question from here on out will be, "Because I am a ninja." Not -every- question, mind you... Just most...
I love "Minjers" and "Ninja Love" fav line: "I've been known to steal the heart of many a lady....of course they BLED TO DEATH before I could put them back!"
I will say this Mr. Cole you are a cool man. But you have me worried about you. lololololololololololololol