Anyone up for Mornington Crescent ??

It has been awhile since we've done this and I think it is time to start another game. Since the last game we have had many new mappers join and I do believe they would be rather interested in playing.

As such we will us the Beginners RuleBook of 1917. Standard edition of course. Scottish slang and contractions are forbidden and no use of wormholes until a quemish has be scored. Use of a contracted Scottish slang is permitted and scores double unless a Wellsian timeloop is in play.

So, on with the Game:

West Hampstead!

A simple opening not to befuddle newcomers.

 

Ehhh, how do you play?

 

Well done! An excellent move for a beginner. I would suggest toffleing your next move to increase scoring.

Stratford.

Whose next?

 

I'll opt for the Cholmondeley Gambit and divert to Ealing Broadway.

 

Come on folks, there are still slots available for this game.

 

I'll take Cockfosters up the Elephant and Castle

 

To keep it simple I will use the Daily Lama stratagem and pull myself from my navel at Hackney Wick.

Tallyho!

 

I'll use a semi-harrumph toadstein maneuver at Hornchurch.

 

Ooh you cad sir! I retort with a diagonal counter-rabbit at Victoria

 

Tsk, tsk, gentlemen. Remember this is a beginners game. Please refrain from the tomfoolery until the 3rd snark.

To bring it down a notch I will invoke the Moon Quaker maneuver and arrive at London Bridge.

Chadderz, failure to play soon could land you in a less then fortuitous position. Hop to it.

 

A bold move! I shall pleasantly whoon on to Wanstead.

A third brent is in place.

 

Not so fast you mountebank!

A sideways snarf to Waterloo and I am almost poised for Carrumph

A hit I tell you! A palpable hit!

 

Woah, that was a clever, nay, a genius tumtor.

A quick snorg and i'm on to Leicester. Three fnigs or higher and you get a free shink.

 

I prefer a more subtle game and will use a stilted nummurWang to Whitechapel. Being a stilted move I am permitted to send Hannibal to Elm Park. So much for your hit sir.

 

Gadzooks! Were it not for the popplewooze ammendum that very well could have corked my chummy!

As it stands, Bakerloo and a pox upon the consequences!

 

A tiddlywink parade up to Kentish Town. Hah, didn't see my snorgle coming did you?

 

Aha, I seem to have arrived with impeccable timing at St. Lauren SquareCircle, such a lovely Twinkle Eve.

 

Indeed not! Bravo sirrah - well played!