LMAO, That was great. The breaking fiasco reminds me of something a very wise man once said. "You know, I seen some cats do some amazing things. Break bricks, bend swords with there necks, smash blocks of ice, you know its cool but what I wanna know is, Do he fight!"
That was pretty funny. God/Allah loves a tryer as they say. On a more realistic note... the Afghans couldn't really give a rat's ass about most martial arts to be honest. They've been kicking ass in one form or another for centuries and there hasn't been a black belt in sight. Who needs a black belt when you've got a gun belt? No doubt that there are indigenous forms of wrestling in Afghanistan as well - probably with direct links to the native wrestling styles of India and Pakistan. But we can rest assured that all of that is not looked highly upon by the Taleban - they're more interested in dyeing their beards strawberry red, wearing fancy sandals and donning eyeliner - not to mention and flogging women who show any bit of skin.