I volunteer my swordarm for this noble quest! Maybe we could sneak up on 'em real quiet like, knock em' out, tie them up and bring them in the back of a truck? I'd laugh, but the guy would probably claim that he could...
I don't know about Tito being a wuss, he was Tanks full contact training partner. A job I must admit that I do not envy
Now now boys, exactly how do you think that you're going to attack him? You do know that he can attack/knock you down without toughingyou. In fact a master like him can probably knock you down right now wherever you are, withougt even exerting himself, if he could be bothered becoming involved in pathetic little squabbles like this. Oh ye of little faith? You have much to learn in the mystic arts.
Booksie must be right I was about to join in the fun when I was hurled out of my chair by some unseen force. Just as I was bending over for my 6th can of beer. It's scary the power they have.