Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by Sam, Feb 5, 2009.
....."I dunno, ask a woman"
which proves he had no answers, therefore wasn't wise, and his advise was untrue
but if you look at classical philosophy one of the most valued philosophers is Socrates, a man who disavowed he knew anything.
Someone had asked him "what is it like to talk and gigle all the time and be WRONG most of the time,"
The question was "How do I get my sandwich made?"
Or possibly "How can I learn to talk for 45 minutes without needing to take a breath?"
This explains why my dad thought he was wise when he always answered all my questions with 'ask your mother'.
Let the women deal with the menial tasks and leave the men to concentrate on important things like running the World. We've done a great job so far, don't you think?
That is why God, another wise man, invented giggling. So they had to stop for a breath now and then.
And knitting to give their brain something to do while they were talking.
Confucius say when you have your head up your rear you see a lot of interesting fecal matter
What is a woman's favourite wine?
I want to go to the shops, you never help around here, you left the toilet seat up etc.
Explanation for the girls (favourite wine (whine).
Oh dear, now I am in trouble.
You are all sexist pigs !!!!
Me ......I am a sexy beast ...but anyway !!
i'm not a sexist pig, i'm a capitalist pig
i fell ill, and i both nearly killed the world, AND collapsed the economy
Go sit at the back of the class.
I am already there !!!!!!
Happy Christmas everyone ..
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