A six year old had me in stitches with this one....

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back?
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A Stick.

 

LoL, I'm aussie and have heard that joke many times. I still cracked up reading it again lol. Now a quote from simpsons

"That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us!"

 

Would it be cruel if I threw a boomerang for my dog to fetch?





P.S. I haven't got a dog.

 

That's great! I can't believe I haven't heard that before.

 

Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick

 

Ah ha! It's become a thread for Stick Jokes.

Anymore?

 

A bit too *ahem* "rude" to post here

 

Hehehehe the same little girl told me that brown and sticky stick joke too lol.... I love little kids jokes... Back in the day when I still watched "Americas funniest videos" One little girl with a very southern accent said on camera..

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor".
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"Wheres my tractor?"

 

ha ha ha

I like that type. I have put some more here:

http://www.martialartsplanet.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16123

 

Yeah, kids are really great. My kids at the club tell me jokes every now and then. I find it really funny and incredibly cute the way they tell them

 

I love the fact that they usually crack themselves up.

 

My brother used to have a great one. he made up a joke:

What do you call a spider with no head, no legs and no bug?

















An octopus!

It makes no sence whatsoever but he said it with such conviction that everyone always laughed at it so he thought it was a great joke and told anyone ho would listen.

 

My twin brother and sister had some of those jokes too. They found them hilarious when they were three and still do now actually at 22!

Q: What is an elephant's leg?
A: A Frog

- Knock knock
- Who's there?
- Doctor
- Doctor who?
- Doctor blossom

 

Wats Pink and Fluffy?
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Pink Fluff

 

Someone's gotta put an end to this madness, NONE of these are funny

 

If you haven't a dog it would be cruel on your sanity.

 

That's great

 

What do you call a stick running through a storm?




A Hurry-cane!

(tumble weed)

 

This actually made me smile.

 

OK, dont know if the mods will allow this but try this site and check the gif called why stick people became extinct.
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