A physical ending & funny i thought. A lobster walks into a bar one evening & asks the barman for a pint, The barman says "i'm not serving you", "Why not" asks the lobster Cos everynight you come in here giving it all that - (hold both arms up hands opening & shutting your hands - imitating a lobster/a chopsy so & so) Well i DID think it was funny, i thought it was great ....ok i'll go now.
Clearly the funniest joke ever told by man is: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! (or maybe it takes a certain sense of humour to laugh at that joke)
Equally as good as the dead monkey joke- Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Cos the pilot was a loaf of bread. Brilliant.
If this was some american idle show for jokes...simon would have eaten you. Get it...HAHAHAH...hahaha...haha...ha......ha..........ha.................ha.......................ha.. OK...umm look a giant distraction! *chris runs away and when everyone looks back chris is gone.
A couple guys of varying race/ethnicity/religion/nationality walk into a bar, the bartender says "Get the F out" I can't retell it like I heard or else I may get a quick banning
Heres another bad one along the monkey lines. Why did a koala fall out the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? Because it was nailed to the first. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? Thought it was a game. Why did the fourth Koala fall out of the tree? Because of Peer Pressure. Why did the lady die? Hit on the head by four Koalas. Ha.....Ha..... yes i'm done laughing to