and asks for a toothpick. The bartender hands him one and the homeless guy leaves leaving the bartender slightly curious. A few minutes later another homeless guy walks in, asks for a toothpick and then leaves after he gets one. The bartender's getting weirded out now, but continues to serve drinks for another few minutes until another homeless guy walks in and the bartender offers him a toothpick. The homeless guy refuses and instead asks for a straw. The bartender is really curious now so he asks "Why the heck did two homeless guys come in asking for toothpicks and now you want a straw?" "Well, someone threw up outside and they've already had all the lumpy bits." And you thought the leper joke was bad
Just brilliant! My girlfriend almost threw up in bed last night with the leper joke... it was covulsive fits of laughter broken by bouts of nausea. This should be a good follow up!
bwhahahha!!!!!!! I just got a free bowl of hazelnut ice cream because I told her the joke and she got so sick she couldn't finish it! YAY!!! Free Ice Cream for me! Lumpity bits in the ice cream! Should I ask her for a toothpick or a straw?
