3 Masters

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by Jeff Burger, Oct 19, 2003.

  1. Jeff Burger

    Jeff Burger Valued Member

    This is an old joke so maybe you have heard it.

    Feel free to modify it to your style (excpet you Korean stylist..lol)

    3 Masters 1 Japanese, 1 Korean and 1 Chinese were discussing whos style was the best.
    The Korean boast his is the best, the Japanese said "I must disagree mine is the best", while the Chinese master felt Kung Fu was the best.

    A fly passed and the Japanese said "watch this" with that he jumped into the and with 2 quick hands strikes he took the wings off the fly and it fell to the ground.

    Another fly passed and the Korean said "not bad but watch this" with that he jumped into the air and with 2 kicks took the wings off the fly and it fell to the ground"

    Another fly passed and they looked at the old Chinese man.
    "ok...if I must" he said. And with that he lept into the air and threw a couple of techniques.
    The fly continued on its way.
    The Korean and the Japanese laughed at his failure.

    Then the Chinese master said..."oh no...you dont understand...that fly will never make love again"

    Jeff
     
  2. saikyou

    saikyou New Member

    ha ha ha! :)
     
  3. Hakko-Ryu

    Hakko-Ryu New Member

    HAHAHAHA
     
  4. SPAWNPAIN

    SPAWNPAIN New Member

    hahahahahahahahahaha
     
  5. xubis

    xubis New Member

    rofl
    :D :D :D
     
  6. Jeff Burger

    Jeff Burger Valued Member

    Its old...but so old I thought some of you younglins may not have heard it.

    I have passed it on to a new generation...over tell as I once did.

    Jeff
     
  7. Cain

    Cain New Member

    ROFL!!!!!!!

    Good one :D

    |Cain|
     
  8. Greg-VT

    Greg-VT Peasant

    LOL!!!

    That one's great :D:D
     
  9. Knight_Errant

    Knight_Errant Banned Banned

    Great! :D :D I'll tell it to everybody :D
     

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