'29-stone martial arts expert could be evicted after threats to workmen'

I enjoyed the weirdness of this article.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/liverpool-29-stone-martial-arts-expert-7690621

Although, I'm having a hard time imagining how workmen formed a 'human chain' to stop him attacking them.

 

He looks in better shape ;D

 

The only thing that chap could attack is the buffet at happy hour! "trained fighter" my foot....

 

I find the fact he actually has a girlfriend that he doesn't inflate the most surprising thing about all this

 

29 stone!

What's the martial he's an expert in? Pan-consumption?

 

Thank God he's a Southerner!

 

We don't want him!

 

SUMO ..

 

so does his pan fried mars bar style defeat my yoga flame?

 

Obviously!

 

But I thought sumo wrestlers, you know, actually trained?

 

Maybe he is a genuine martial artist. An uchi deshi of stevan segal perhaps.

 

One of the workers could egg him on and run around him get him to try and chase them, he should get all flustered and have a heart attack, anyway maybe he's been picked on most of his life and now he's just an angry man who knows.