'29-stone martial arts expert could be evicted after threats to workmen'

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  1. Thelistmaker

    Thelistmaker bats!

  2. Mitch

    Mitch Lord Mitch of MAP Admin

  3. Pretty In Pink

    Pretty In Pink Moved on MAP 2017 Gold Award

    He looks in better shape ;D
  4. Mitch

    Mitch Lord Mitch of MAP Admin

    I reckon my drinking arm's in better shape :D

  5. Dan93

    Dan93 Valued Member

    The only thing that chap could attack is the buffet at happy hour! "trained fighter" my foot....
  6. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    I find the fact he actually has a girlfriend that he doesn't inflate the most surprising thing about all this
  7. Mangosteen

    Mangosteen Hold strong not

    29 stone!

    What's the martial he's an expert in? Pan-consumption?
  8. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    Thank God he's a Southerner!
  9. LemonSloth

    LemonSloth Laugh and grow fat!

    We don't want him!
  10. Alansmurf

    Alansmurf Aspire to Inspire before you Expire Supporter

    SUMO ..
  11. furinkazan

    furinkazan Valued Member

    so does his pan fried mars bar style defeat my yoga flame?
  12. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

  13. LemonSloth

    LemonSloth Laugh and grow fat!

    But I thought sumo wrestlers, you know, actually trained?
  14. jorvik

    jorvik Valued Member

    Maybe he is a genuine martial artist. An uchi deshi of stevan segal perhaps.

    GSHAMBROOKE Thats Tarm Sarm

    One of the workers could egg him on and run around him get him to try and chase them, he should get all flustered and have a heart attack, anyway maybe he's been picked on most of his life and now he's just an angry man who knows.

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