101 reasons mma sucks

lets come up with 101 reasons mma sucks. should not be all that hard. of course we do not need to stop at 101, but that is the goal. keep in mind this is part comedy, so dont get all mad.

1. it's boring
2. it's not practical for the street
3. it has too many rules for the "toughest MA around" argument
4. ufc is driven by money
5. ufc underpays it's fighters
6. many fighters are gym rats with little or no MA traning
7. chuck liddell has a stupid haircut
8. two men sweating rolling around on the ground grabing each other wearing next to nothing is the closest thing to gay sex the law will allow in public.
9. it is illegal in some states
10. it is not as dangerous as boxing
11. the fighters train only to "kick some butt"
12. many mma fighters often disgrace MA with their bad sportsmanship and WWF like trash talking threw the media
13. i am sick of hearing about how great bjj is
14. it takes attention away from TMA
15. many of the big PPV fights disapoint and end quickly

 

Right On!

 

16. its influence produces people who suffer from severe adrenal deprivation AKA "lackatesticalitus"

 

17. It brings out the insecurities of supposedly heterosexual males

 

If you're gettin' andrenal rushes from that stuff Tekken, maybe you might want to move out of the basement, or even get off your back.

 

hey! I live on the 2nd! floor thank you!

 

I MISSED THE PART WHERE HE SAID HE WAS KIDDING!! I'M OFFICALLY STUPID!! :bang: :bang: :bang:

18. It produces people like me who don't read entire paragraphs. :woo:

 

19. I personally cant see a difference between kids fighting on the floor for a lolly and a mma fight, which consists of 95% grappling

 

20. Most people have no idea what fighting is actually like, so can't appreciate it.

 

21. Some people actually believe that Bruce Lee would "dominate" in MMA

 

22. Some people do not actually believe that Bruce Lee would "dominate" in MMA

23. For something called "mixed" martial arts, it's practically always bjj + western boxing + muay thai.

24. They can't roundhouse kick like they do in TMA

 

Lmao, I watched "Cradle 2 the Grave" again with Jet Li and realised that the blokes he was fighting in the cage were Liddel, Ortiz and Couture.
In movie land he dominated, I seriously doubt it would have gone the same way in the real world however.

 

Don't know about dominate, but I wouldn't get in with him, he must stink something awful by now.

 

AMEN.

25. It brings out the insecurities of the majority of TMAers. (or is that a good thing? )

 

26. "It's just so... violent!"
27. You can always pick the winner, it's the one who's hair length deviates the most from the mean average (I would have said it's the skin head but then look at Arlovski)
28. No eye gouges
29. If it's as close to reality as it can be why aren't they all ****ed
30. Way to many homosexual undertones
31. Not enough homosexual undertones (You just can't please some people)
32. "They wear gloves!" "Well actually, they don't wear gloves in all the organisations"...."They wear gloves!"
33. No shaolin monks who would of course dominate and eliminate the ground game entirely
34. No meditation
35. No kata
36. No weapons
37. No shattered knee caops, thus proving it can't be real

 

Damn right!

38. Something that sweaty can't be that good...

 

39. I have met some of the stupidest people ever. These people dont study any MA, but think if they get some old UFC dvds they can learn an ultimate mix of MA from their living room. Same people who used to mimic wrestling moves and break their ribs funnuily nuff

 

You just ain't sweating enough