10 boxers vs bruce lee

Discussion in 'Boxing' started by airweaver, Dec 14, 2005.

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  1. airweaver

    airweaver Valued Member

    who'd win??
     
  2. hux

    hux ya, whatever.

    Giant squid. Or moose, whichever is closer.
     
  3. franksv

    franksv Valued Member

    As I have stated before Elvis was the ultimate fighter,very skilled in karate with a rhinestone blackbelt. :D
     
  4. Davey Bones

    Davey Bones New Member

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  5. Origami Itto

    Origami Itto Walking Paths

    Bruce by threadlock.
     
  6. Ikken Hisatsu

    Ikken Hisatsu New Member

    bruce lee would just launch a huge spinning kick of doom

    no contest
     
  7. Origami Itto

    Origami Itto Walking Paths

    That reminds me of a Ramon Dekkers spinning kick that i saw in a highlights clip. Man, what a kick. Good thing it missed or it would have beheaded the other guy.
     
  8. firecoins

    firecoins Armchair General

    10 boxers
     
  9. Davey Bones

    Davey Bones New Member

    bruce lee never fought to any degree allowing people to gague his real skill. he'd be dead after one round.
     
  10. Jamo2

    Jamo2 The Louie Vitton Don

    Think he could one inch punch every one of em before the first one hits him? :D
     
  11. Navy seal.

    To the thread starter: GROW UP!
     
  12. Origami Itto

    Origami Itto Walking Paths

    I don't browse the boxing forum that often, but this seems to be a rather uncreative thread, who agrees? I only post because i am almost as bored as airweaver.
     
  13. Origami Itto

    Origami Itto Walking Paths

    It's all about positioning. Read "The Five Hidden Leaves of War" by Shigeru Miyamoto.
     
  14. Origami Itto

    Origami Itto Walking Paths

    That makes it look like i posted twice in a row :cry:

    The forum feels a bit messed up atm, i'd better go out and get a coke.

    Edit: Stop deleting other posters' posts, it makes me look bad!
     
  15. Actually, I'm changing my opinion. I think Bruce would win because boxing punches are 1 dimensional and they cant kick. Bruce would land lots of kicks on 1 of the boxers and the rest would run away. Then an elephant would eat Bruce up.
     
  16. Davey Bones

    Davey Bones New Member

    hence the flame form...
     
  17. slipthejab

    slipthejab Hark, a vagrant! Supporter

    LOL!:D

    Spoken truly like someone who's never had a boxing match in their life. :D
    ROTFLMAO!
     
  18. airweaver

    airweaver Valued Member

    still taking things so seriously baikaiguy?
    hehe

    "**(" Zomfg BROOSE WUD OWN D BOKSAZ"**!! "£&"9 LOL
     
  19. Strafio

    Strafio Trying again...

    Isn't that the same guy who invented Mario, Zelda and Donkey Kong?
     
  20. I'm not joking!!!


    ;)
     
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