I'll take one... actually, make that two (just in case one gets jailed or beheaded for being offensive). just had an idea for a short film and...
Headed up by a bloke in a giant bear suit with a Mohammad t-shirt on? :ban:
Ok, demand her release and an apology or we impose sanctions on Sudan, restrict all travel both in and out and set Bush on them.
Now if I remember correctly, you halve your age and add 7...
Do they realise that if (God forbid, although that phrase seems inappropriate at the moment) it's likely to landslide into something much more...
I think you've just won the 'next in the firing line' prize mate ;)
Weird post from me, seeing as I don't know either of you, but good luck to you both, it's good to know that some people still get married these...
Dammit... you realise I'm probably going to hell for agreeing with you.
You realise we're probably all going to hell for this :)
And a beheading for not putting a capital letter at the start of the name :)
With ideas like this, if you run for PM, I'd vote for you :)
And as a little light relief, the whole naming a teddy after a religious figure fiasco has made number 1 on The Registers naughty Santa list...
Purely as a hypothetical situation, what do you think would happen if the teacher was American? How do you think the Americans (read as the...
Define irony. This teacher being so upset she turns into a suicide bomber and blows up a mosque. Islam being deeply embarrassed when it...
Did I mention that because of where my gym is situated, the general female population is heavier than I am (I weight 15 1/2 stone) and tend to...
Isn't that what hair-dressers are for? I forgot to mention that my gym also has a 'Dance Studio' used to hold aerobic classes which is the size...
To give you an idea, the gym I go to has 23 pieces of cardio machinery (treadmills, bikes, eliptical machines, etc), 12 pieces of weight machinery...
Unfortunately, living in a small town in the UK, that's actually better than a lot of the gyms I've seen. I sometimes do dead lifts with the...
I know what you mean. I'll hit the maximum weight I can get out of those weights fairly quickly then have to add reps / sets for any sort of...
Should I begin organising the virgins then? ;)
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