I now have a new goal in my training of kata: to make every movement be accompanied by a noise that could only be likened to a violent bowel movement.
They caught my interest with "look and sound wise" but completely won me over with "seduce attractive students." As long as I get to have the...
I'm more than willing to have my property taxes increased in order to support this worthwhile cause. I'm also offering my: - first born; - cat;...
Pfft, you guys are all just jealous. I'm relocating to Italy so I too can train with the one and only 10th Dan of 'Okonowa Go JuRyu! Now, who's...
There's a video?!?
A mini keg of Heineken with a possible follow up of a couple rye and ginger. Cheers to Saturday night!
It's worth it for the cookie!
Forget the PM, I'm letting the whole of MAP know that I'm interested!
I hereby present to you the cutest fluffy kitten ever: [IMG] Also, welcome back!
I just watched the video again (wasting time while my little guy naps) and she actually says at the beginning of the video that it's strictly self...
As I was in the Artillery I was a Gunner which is the Army equivalent of a Private. I should have been promoted but due to the injury was unable...
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Not to mention I just learned from the description that 'massive blood loss causes death'. I feel much smrter now!
Hmmm, my little guy is turning one next week and I'm wondering at what point I should stop so freely using errr...more colourful words around him...
So, today is my last official working day in my six month placement meant to transition me from Army back to civilian life. My official release...
Critters is an amazing movie!
I thank you for causing me to spit water on my monitor upon reading this.
Experience speaks its weight in gold. Maybe someone can't give you an equation of X2+Y-r= this kick doesn't work, if someone with the experience...
Oh I believe it, just wasn't a huge fan of the first Hunger Games, but I do what I have do to keep the Mrs. happy.
Hannibal....are you...The One?
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