Dear friends, acquaintances, people with whom I shared a mutual dislike, I've not been around here for far too long. And I'm afraid that's how...
You've had the debate for me. Maybe its versatility is rather a matter of perception - i.e. it's not always what people think
Perhaps you can do another competition whereby whoever uses the most inches of sticky tape to reattatch a disconnected fuel line whilst 30,000ft...
Has anyone wanted to use the Father Ted gambit yet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axu15btT3Sc
This video cannot be shown enough. It is certainly not everyone's idea of a good time, but if anything it shows the versatility of Shotokan -...
Is it not solely made out of duct tape, scotch guard and Vaseline yet?
I'm certainly proud of my karate. I enjoy it and I think it has import on lots of 'martial' stuff. But pride should never be blind. I think karate...
I was just on Fitocracy, for like the first time in about a year and a half, and it made me want to visit good ol' MAP. It'd be nice to get back...
Good. Will stop the kata from being ruined. (hi, by the way)
This is actually how Simon walks down the street. It's quite funny watching him prop up the bar, too. Remember, kids: arthritis is no joke.
Ok, so none of us are saying that if you wear skimpy clothes you're more of a target?
I didn't realise we were using overly specific examples. If I realised we were specifying a situation where you were incapacitated in a...
Damn. You showed me.
You are a politician! At least you should be. I have never met anyone who couldn't run away. But that's because I hang out with people who...
David, How does a line or so of dialogue suggest that Simon has never used or 'trained' his skills while under the influence? As for what I...
Of course there's a running away option. I don't see what you're getting at here. Number of options: your friend had a spinal injury and now...
You mean... you're... KICKBOXER?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPPo7K2thfw
I've always thought 'in real life' is academic anyway. With all the training you may or may not have, it could come down to a lucky punch, or what...
I find turd to be an amusing word. Jovial, in fact.
Yep. Though by that point we we both knackered. I reckon if I fell asleep and became a dead weight we would have stayed there all day.
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