Congrats, listy! You're getting there ;)
Congratulations, babe! Stock up on gherkins and coal ;)
Better late than never...
Happy birthday, big, naked babe!
Knowing you that'll be real buttons that you've had sewn on ;)
I'm a mother, the only time I ever get to pee in peace is during school hours!
My son dropped his mp3 player down the loo once. It still worked...
My choice isn't in the poll but I subscribe to the 'cleavage or legs' rule. Both together looks tacky and, to a certain extent, I spose I do judge...
Aww, bless her! She loves her Unc!
I'm celebrating so much right now I don't know where to start!
My legal action is going great guns and...
When you know that all 30-odd warehouse staff turn up to use your office loos for their after-lunch evacuation, take all the toilet rolls from...
I hear ya, honey! I love my cords - much more sensual and tactile than jeans even if they do pick up more fluff ;)
I fi><ed your post, fishybabe ;)
Happy birthday, chick. I got you something practical...
Well done, Cav!
Belated birthday wishes, Tom!
Early birthday wishes, Vic!
Did I miss anything? ;)
Well done, Dev!
I had a lovely, lovely date yesterday :D :D :D
Me like :)
The Rolling Stones Paint it black and Pulling mussels (from the shell) by Squeeze always cheer me up too.
Darling, this is so not fantasy material... ;)
Did you do that on purpose, Boss? That's a fabulous word!
Damn, I forgot to moan! (that doesn't happen often! ;))
I hate Guernsey. I'm sure it's a lovely island with lovely people but if I'd realised...
Post inspired by Alistair McGowan chairing HIGNFY, perchance? :)
I feel your pain, babe.
That's disgusting! Bad enough that they suspected an innocent person but at the very least there should have been a secure room or someone posted...
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