Bigmikey

Im the better meathead, my arms keep growing irrelevant of what i eat or my amount of exercise. :P

Mikey! Would love to have you back man!

MIKEY!!!!!!!!

Mikey were art thou? Everything good?

hi resident meathead :p

it works!

*dances naked*

still not loading over here :(

No. Not for me - atleast not as of a few moments ago. Lemme go check.

not being able to access iron nation. is it down?

Last one =P

a Sardar *traditional landlord/village boss* was giving an english medium exam, when he suddenly got up, took of his pants and resumed his paper.

The invigilator ran over to him and demanded why he had removed his pants?

The sardar replied 'Because in question 3 it says please answer in brief!'

President Asif Ali Zardari, President Obama and Ghandhi are holding talks on a plane. President Zardari offers to show them an example of boundless pakistani talent by identifying what county they were flying over without looking outside.

He blindfolds himself and sticks his hand out of the door *O.O i know =P*

'We are Over America!' he says

'How do you know?' P obama asks.

'I felt the Lady liberty!' P zardari replies.

a few mins later he announces 'we are over India!'

Gandhi asks, 'How do you know?'

'I felt the Taj mahal!" P zardari says.

few moments later. PZ announces

'We are over PAKISTAN!'

'How? did you feel the tower of pakistan *Minar-e-Pakistan*' the other two asked.

'Nope.... my watch got stolen' came P zardari's reply.

A man standing at a long line to File a complaint against the electric company because his area has no power for three days.
'You knjow what, I'm going to kill The president for screwing our country so much'
and he walks away.

few hours later he comes back and rejoins the line. some one asks him whether he managed to kill the president. he replies.

'Nope. never going to get a chance. that line is a lot bigger than this one'

We are now located at 1838 west Belmont. Two blocks west of last location! No phone there yet. So hopefully you see this!

Not a problem man. I could have been clearer. :)

hey big mickey, aint seen you bouncing round the boards in a while! hows the HKD going?

quid pro quo Bigmikey, quid pro quo

hey man. havent seen you on MAP in a while

Will do Mike, you've been a great addition to MAP.

Thanks Mike, i'm trying to change my life around by not worrying about things I can't influence. Might as well start with a biggy.

Bill

Bigmikey - The physical embodiment of bad ass

- Passage 47 of Book of Bad ass