Youtubes best martial arts troll

Discussion in 'General Martial Arts Discussion' started by Whit, Sep 4, 2017.

  1. Whit

    Whit Valued Member

    This is Alex, for a mere 900 euros per day you can hire him to teach you, for 1500 he will let you watch him do tameshiwari.

    However remember guys he does not work with "Radical Muslim Terrorists, jihadists.. Russian Terrorists, Gangsta Groups, Separatist Groups, Global Terrorist Groups"



    I dont know what martial art this is but, my god at 1500 euro for 12 hours it must be good.
     
  2. David Harrison

    David Harrison MAPper without portfolio

    Wow, I haven't seen kicking that bad in a while!

    I really hope he is a troll. It'd be too depressing if he's serious.
     
  3. Whit

    Whit Valued Member

    Hes serious, he devotes a large amount of time calling people fakes, including Bob Breen of all people because he doesnt break boards or have hand conditioning.
     
  4. Whit

    Whit Valued Member


    I also as a rule dont kick things due to my knee you will have to educate me on what hes doing, i can see hes doing ir wrong but i dont know how to describe it.
     
  5. David Harrison

    David Harrison MAPper without portfolio

    He has no body mechanics for power; he's just tapping with his feet, and he has poor balance (the hopping about at the end of a kick).
     
  6. Whit

    Whit Valued Member

    If you want to find him you will find him lurking on WOMA TV, Bob Breens videos, Soulfighters, Defence Lab and SAMI.
     
  7. David Harrison

    David Harrison MAPper without portfolio

    Thanks, but I have no interest in this guy! :)
     
  8. aikiMac

    aikiMac aikido + boxing = very good Moderator Supporter

    Hmm. He has a +18 in intellect or something, though. I haven't played D&D since I was 11, but, that's a really good thing, right?

    Wow, this has reminded me that breaking boards is something I have never tried. Ever. I gotta try it someday. Bucket list for sure. Although ...

     
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  9. axelb

    axelb Master of Office Chair Fu

    Wow; I wonder if more people like this exists these days with social media, or if they are just more exposed and they have always been that many :D
    You should give it a go, easy enough to get practise boards for it - I think you'd find the experience incredibly underwhelming compared to other things you have experience.
     
  10. Pretty In Pink

    Pretty In Pink Moved on MAP 2017 Gold Award

    There's another guy on YouTube always going off on how gay BJJ is. Asian-American guy, does kung fu. Guy is really weird though, he gets his girlfriend involved in the videos.

    I think he has a gi fetish.
     
  11. VoidKarateka

    VoidKarateka Valued Member

    +18 INT?! He's using hacks for sure.

    Seriously though you gotta love youtube for the stuff you get on there, and not just the people posting vids, the comments section is where you need to get your popcorn out. Hell it never ceases to amaze me how many people get serious rage at Master Ken's vids and that is quite obvious satire.
     
  12. Rataca100

    Rataca100 Banned Banned


    Well, Bruce Lee must not know what he is talking about, i have been beaten up by gangs of Ash and Oak wooden boards before. My town really is a bad place. The boards are brutal, dont challange them! :p


    For above, since he doesnt have any pwoer does that mean those are like ply wood or balsa so they break easily? I always thought you needed to put some power into breaking them. I dont actually know how it works i have never done it.
     
  13. Pretty In Pink

    Pretty In Pink Moved on MAP 2017 Gold Award

  14. Rataca100

    Rataca100 Banned Banned

    I think hes jealous some people might smother him in their fat. XP
     
  15. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    Ahh Freddy....


    Moron

    That is all
     
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  16. Whit

    Whit Valued Member

    But yea this guy is not a troll as far as i can tell.
     
  17. Whit

    Whit Valued Member

    "Many of them were not made for self defense ( circus for losers ) in the first place, most provide no education in or understanding of real violence or how to prevent it, and a very large number of them utilize training methods that do not and cannot lead to real skills. Due to unrealistic training methods, these martial arts use techniques that will not work against a fully resisting, uncooperative opponent. In addition, most styles lack realistic training with and against modern weapons. In this - (Ninpo-intellectual) Elite Personal Week Course at home. 12 hours - women and men. I'll explain why most martial arts don't work in self defense, and what is required for them to do so. Welcome to European Shadows Clan..."

    To quote him.
     
  18. Whit

    Whit Valued Member

    What is strange is that none of his content has him actually doing anything, its like its been cut from a larger video.



     
  19. aikiMac

    aikiMac aikido + boxing = very good Moderator Supporter

    I already admitted my ignorance of board-breaking how-to, so please forgive me if this sounds silly, but: are you suppose to rise up when you strike? I'm so accustomed to sinking -- weight going down on impact. This guy, though, is always going up when he hits the wood. o_O
     
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  20. Rataca100

    Rataca100 Banned Banned

    I thoguht you did some dance and end up swearing a lot when you dont break it and do the dance wrong. :p
     

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