Terrible (Turinabol) error

Discussion in 'MMA' started by Knee Rider, Aug 23, 2017.

  1. Knee Rider

    Knee Rider Valued Member Supporter

    Jones busted for PEDing it up. Again. Oops.

    TMZ reports Jon Jones fails USADA test for Turinabol - What is that?

    What do you guys think? Big blow for his already tarnished rep. I don't really like him but was looking forward to seeing what he would make if his career and seeing his development as a fighter. Don't know what will happen now. Could potential suspension spell death for him?
     
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  2. Pretty In Pink

    Pretty In Pink Moved on MAP 2017 Gold Award

    I am Jacks complete lack of surprise.

    Quoting multiple people including Mushroom on this

    "Jon claims that he didn't take steroids, and that they must have been a contamination of his cocaine...."
     
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  3. Pretty In Pink

    Pretty In Pink Moved on MAP 2017 Gold Award

    I am Jacks complete lack of surprise.

    Quoting multiple people including Mushroom on this

    "Jon claims that he didn't take steroids, and that they must have been a contamination of his cocaine...."
     
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  4. Latikos

    Latikos Valued Member

    Wait, what?
    I haven't the article, so I just ask this dumb question here ;) : His defense is that it wasn't steroids, but cocaine?
    ...
    Interesting.
    ...
     
  5. Knee Rider

    Knee Rider Valued Member Supporter

    Lol

    I'm also not shocked.

    I think they should do a Super Sted Catch weight with him and Brock. Give them all the juice they want, cone in any weight and let them smash it out over one infinite round to the death. Frank Dux can officiate.
     
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  6. Knee Rider

    Knee Rider Valued Member Supporter

    No that was mushroom's comedic nod to jones' drug abuse and flimsy past defence (he said the PED was an ingredient in a sexual performance pill last time he got caught).
     
  7. Latikos

    Latikos Valued Member

    Okay, thanks :oops::D

    To save my dignity though: I'm sure there are people out there, who would argue just like that!
    ;)
     
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  8. Knee Rider

    Knee Rider Valued Member Supporter

    Yep, and to make you feel even more vindicated, Jones probably is one of them.
     
  9. VoidKarateka

    VoidKarateka Valued Member


    Would actually pay a fortune to watch that.
     
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  10. Mushroom

    Mushroom De-powered to come back better than before.

    Well, the division is now a hot mess. Still no news as to what's happening with JJ.
    Theories are abound at the moment.
    - will DC be given the belt back?
    - 4yrs or more suspension for JJ?
    - was it really a tainted supplement? (JJ apparently passed all pre fight tests, so if he did take a PED it wouldve had to be on the day/day before and it was only trace amounts...

    I say, top 4 guys go at it in a mini comp and winner gets the belt.
     
  11. Dead_pool

    Dead_pool Spes mea in nihil Deus MAP 2017 Moi Award

    Or maybe however he avoided testing positive on the first test, failed the second time.

    Which is far more likely. People who, Have been caught cheating, tend to cheat badly.
     
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  12. Mushroom

    Mushroom De-powered to come back better than before.

    I found my photoshop job from ages ago! :D
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  13. Mushroom

    Mushroom De-powered to come back better than before.

    Boo... I typed a long thing but it got deleted and I cant remember what I wrote.

    I do remember posting this update.
     
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