PLEASE READ - unacceptable topics

I'd like to add this to the mix:

Of course, whether or not something's "hyping" or "promoting" is a bit of a grey area so to keep it simple: no threads about your personal illegal drug use or the quality, quantity or relative merit of any illegal drugs. As this is primarily a martial arts site, debate around the use of steroids, supplements or performance aids is fine within context. Similarly, drugs in the news or current affairs are valid "Off Topic" or "Politics" topics.

Please avoid posting about how you once tried some ITEM-X and it was ok but it gave you a headache whereas ITEM-Y gives you a nice high. It's not what MAP's here for.

 

I just wanted to let you all know that something that really sets me off are alien abduction jokes. :Alien:

 

I have some necrophilia jokes I'm dying to share *forces self not to post*

 

I may have broken this one unwittingly. If I have I apologize and promise to be more attentive moving forward. My bad...

 

Just PM them to those who'll appreciate them. Problem solved.

 

Over where I usually hang out, people like to say "You suck 'cause your movement is crap!!". That really....cracks...me up...

 

?

Can I have that in literalese, please?

 

movement = poo
crap = poo
crack = origination of poo


"You suck 'cause your movement is crap" becomes
"You suck 'cause your poo is poo"

Poo?

 

I like children when they reach about 5 years old. (and may be not even then cause they follow me around and stick to my butt like a willnot.)

Yes sometimes I have a 'poo' sense of humor too.