PLEASE READ - unacceptable topics

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by Llamageddon, Oct 20, 2010.

  1. Llamageddon

    Llamageddon MAP's weird cousin Supporter

    The above is a perfect example.

    A well placed insane psycho stalker joke, right there.


    Although how you got a hold of my psychiatric files, I have no idea. I will have to talk to Lord Elephantessimal about this.
     
  2. LilBunnyRabbit

    LilBunnyRabbit Old One

    You can refuse a visit - plus they have guards.
     
  3. Bigmikey

    Bigmikey Internet Pacifist.

    Guards are plus... ok, jails back on the table as a viable alternative.
     
  4. Fu_Bag

    Fu_Bag Valued Member

    Hmm.. I don't know. I'd be thinking about joining a gang, getting beaten in, and then saying "Uhm, I'm sorry fellows, but this is all very violent and my mother wouldn't approve. And quite frankly, she hits harder than any of you. I'm thinking about quitting the gang."

    Of course, then, with my luck, she'd be all Kathy Bates (Misery and Fried Green Tomatoes) and show up with automatic weapons, kill everyone, and then drag my mangled carcass off to the middle of nowhere. And that would suck.
     
  5. Bigmikey

    Bigmikey Internet Pacifist.

    Thats all a matter of perspective son... aaaalll a matter of perspective :D
     
  6. Fu_Bag

    Fu_Bag Valued Member

    LMAO!!! Quite true. More potential stories to tell the grandkids, whilst drinking from a straw, duct taped to your easy chair, and with a feeding tube extending from your stomach.

    :cool:

    Oh yeah, and a catheter. Of course there would be a catheter involved.
     
  7. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    a BROKEN catheter
     
  8. Fu_Bag

    Fu_Bag Valued Member

    :jawdrop::jawdrop: OH.......MY......GAWD!!!!!!!!:jawdrop::jawdrop:

    You're twisted. :evil:
     
  9. Microlamia

    Microlamia Banned Banned

    LoloLOL!

    And a colostomy bag!!
     
  10. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    a BROKEN colostomy bag

    ergo poo
     
  11. Microlamia

    Microlamia Banned Banned

    Yay! POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
     
  12. Hatamoto

    Hatamoto Beardy Man Kenobi Supporter

    Not another one, go resurrect the other poo thread :p
    Only took two pages for epic drift. MAPers are nout if not efficient, I'll give you that :p
     
  13. Kwajman

    Kwajman Penguin in paradise....

    Or a catheter with a knot tied in it....
     
  14. Kwajman

    Kwajman Penguin in paradise....

    Are you referring to Lil Bunny? If so you're sort of new here aren't you.....Lil Bunny's been known to do things rather ninja-ish to those that PO lil bunny......be afraid.....you do notice that bunny's avatar is carry a stick or one o' them field hockey thingies.....
     
  15. Bigmikey

    Bigmikey Internet Pacifist.

    I'm just THAT GOOD DAMMIT!!
     
  16. Blade96

    Blade96 shotokan karateka

    Llama if anyone even jokes about that serious stuff like rape (and whoever first came up with the idea of using a penis as a weapon via rape is one of the sickest (not violating the TOS but you know what I'm thinking people ever.) Its one of cruelest things you can do to someone, feel free to use that banzor button.

    I know people who been raped, I was abused but not raped and most recently by that evil sandan who did a mild form of sexual abuse me thinks, when they get mad when you say no and you feel like you can't say no something's not right. When I was sick and said no he got mad. Then cause he got mad I tried to leave and that's when he stepped between me and the door and knocked me to the floor. I don't enjoy jokes about abuse. Its not a joke.

    I got called an anomaly on another forum when I wrote that I got treated badly and told to grow up and such by my own relatives because I actively dislike babies (even my own 9 month old niece) and don't have anything to do with them and really hate all the cuchie cooing.
     
  17. Microlamia

    Microlamia Banned Banned

    I got called anomaly and worse, too. Apparently normal women are all the same in that they love babies and children, and anyone who doesn't is a mutant with too much testosterone. Lol. I wish I had some testosterone. :) Screw people and their stereotypes. I can't stand small children.

    I agree about abuse jokes, too. It's only funny if you are a privileged 200lb lump who hasn't the faintest idea what it's like to have someone bigger and stronger grab you somewhere they shouldn't and then get angry because you said STOP, NO etc.

    That's why I'm careful who I tell morbid jokes to. Dead baby jokes are hilarious for me, but might trigger a world of pain for someone who has actually had a child die.
     
  18. Fu_Bag

    Fu_Bag Valued Member

    I may have opened Pandora's box here....

    :evil:
     
  19. Southpaw535

    Southpaw535 Well-Known Member Moderator Supporter

    +1 :cool:

    The "its not a joke part" btw
     
  20. SpikeD

    SpikeD At the Frankenstein Place

    A jokes funnyiness is proportional to the listeners taste. As CV said, Dead baby jokes aren't funny to parents whom lost an infant. That said, I don't think i have ever heard an actual rape joke, as in ' a bloke walks into a bar...' style. Are we referring to 'witty/sarcy' comments that imply or refer to a rape situation? Because That is a different kettle of fish.
     

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