The above is a perfect example. A well placed insane psycho stalker joke, right there. Although how you got a hold of my psychiatric files, I have no idea. I will have to talk to Lord Elephantessimal about this.
Hmm.. I don't know. I'd be thinking about joining a gang, getting beaten in, and then saying "Uhm, I'm sorry fellows, but this is all very violent and my mother wouldn't approve. And quite frankly, she hits harder than any of you. I'm thinking about quitting the gang." Of course, then, with my luck, she'd be all Kathy Bates (Misery and Fried Green Tomatoes) and show up with automatic weapons, kill everyone, and then drag my mangled carcass off to the middle of nowhere. And that would suck.
LMAO!!! Quite true. More potential stories to tell the grandkids, whilst drinking from a straw, duct taped to your easy chair, and with a feeding tube extending from your stomach. Oh yeah, and a catheter. Of course there would be a catheter involved.
Not another one, go resurrect the other poo thread Only took two pages for epic drift. MAPers are nout if not efficient, I'll give you that
Are you referring to Lil Bunny? If so you're sort of new here aren't you.....Lil Bunny's been known to do things rather ninja-ish to those that PO lil bunny......be afraid.....you do notice that bunny's avatar is carry a stick or one o' them field hockey thingies.....
Llama if anyone even jokes about that serious stuff like rape (and whoever first came up with the idea of using a penis as a weapon via rape is one of the sickest (not violating the TOS but you know what I'm thinking people ever.) Its one of cruelest things you can do to someone, feel free to use that banzor button. I know people who been raped, I was abused but not raped and most recently by that evil sandan who did a mild form of sexual abuse me thinks, when they get mad when you say no and you feel like you can't say no something's not right. When I was sick and said no he got mad. Then cause he got mad I tried to leave and that's when he stepped between me and the door and knocked me to the floor. I don't enjoy jokes about abuse. Its not a joke. I got called an anomaly on another forum when I wrote that I got treated badly and told to grow up and such by my own relatives because I actively dislike babies (even my own 9 month old niece) and don't have anything to do with them and really hate all the cuchie cooing.
I got called anomaly and worse, too. Apparently normal women are all the same in that they love babies and children, and anyone who doesn't is a mutant with too much testosterone. Lol. I wish I had some testosterone. Screw people and their stereotypes. I can't stand small children. I agree about abuse jokes, too. It's only funny if you are a privileged 200lb lump who hasn't the faintest idea what it's like to have someone bigger and stronger grab you somewhere they shouldn't and then get angry because you said STOP, NO etc. That's why I'm careful who I tell morbid jokes to. Dead baby jokes are hilarious for me, but might trigger a world of pain for someone who has actually had a child die.
A jokes funnyiness is proportional to the listeners taste. As CV said, Dead baby jokes aren't funny to parents whom lost an infant. That said, I don't think i have ever heard an actual rape joke, as in ' a bloke walks into a bar...' style. Are we referring to 'witty/sarcy' comments that imply or refer to a rape situation? Because That is a different kettle of fish.