I'll never forget the loss of my first love. The day teddy went missing still hurts. How could you teddy? I loved you so much.:cry::cry::heart::cry::cry:
Dear Teddy, It's been six months since our split. It wouldn't have worked, what with us being first cousins and all, so I'm returning your ring. Anyway I'm running off with the results of the blood test and am keeping your ant colony, my sanity and those oil stocks. As a keepsake I want you to know I'm telling your priest about the rash and the embarrasing eggplant fetish, Yours fondly, Simon. P.S. For the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.
