Chose your companions wisely *** R E A L F I G H T WARNING ! ***

Discussion in 'Self Defence' started by Old_kyokushin, Oct 4, 2011.

  1. John Titchen

    John Titchen Still Learning Supporter

    I think we've met.
     
  2. Fu_Bag

    Fu_Bag Valued Member

    Did you see the cake she gave Fish of Doom today?

    :cool:
     
  3. Kuma

    Kuma Lurking about

    I'd choose 15 young ladies in bikinis. That should distract them all enough for me to get away.

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  4. Mitch

    Mitch Lord Mitch of MAP Admin

    No. Much worse.

    No. Much worse.

    Mitch :D
     
  5. Fu_Bag

    Fu_Bag Valued Member

    Man, and we ninjers have to settle for an eggshell filled with peppery goodness. Where would you conceal something like that for rapid deployment? :eek:;)
     
  6. Frodocious

    Frodocious She who MUST be obeyed! Moderator Supporter

    :eek: Wow! Was diminished responsibility due to temporary insanity your excuse?!
     
  7. Kuma

    Kuma Lurking about

    Party bus naturally.

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  8. Fu_Bag

    Fu_Bag Valued Member

    Now that's a well-prepared man about town!
     
  9. Bigmikey

    Bigmikey Internet Pacifist.

    Hell I couldnt even handle ten percent of that...
     
  10. Kuma

    Kuma Lurking about

    It is a big bus.
     
  11. Bigmikey

    Bigmikey Internet Pacifist.

    LOL, I meant the females. I nearly get lost with just ONE, let alone 15!
     
  12. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Having a read through old threads and this made me laugh.

    Time for a thread necro then.

    It all kicks off, so who do you get to stand by your side.

    Fun answer or sensible. It's all good.
     
  13. aikiMac

    aikiMac aikido + boxing = very good Moderator Supporter

    Well, the 15 bikini babes and a party bus is genius [ insert fist bump ], but thinking at the problem a very, very different way, I'd hope to be drinking with 15 U.S. Marines. :D
     
  14. Mitch

    Mitch Lord Mitch of MAP Admin

    Worf and battleths all round :D
     
  15. bassai

    bassai onwards and upwards ! Moderator Supporter

    I want Mitch , in his makini , anyone who still faces us knows no fear ..................
     
  16. Mitch

    Mitch Lord Mitch of MAP Admin

    Mankinis all round :D
     
  17. Giovanni

    Giovanni Well-Known Member Supporter

    rugby team for me.
     
  18. TwirlinMerlin

    TwirlinMerlin Valued Member

    I'd take the Kyokushin guys. They're all too happy to get all punchy at the drop of a hat.
    Second choice would be my friend Wildey. He's real fast.
     
  19. Pretty In Pink

    Pretty In Pink Moved on MAP 2017 Gold Award

    Oh my god the Aikido champions. And I would film it so that *finally* we'd have evidence of it working in a fight.
     
  20. Giovanni

    Giovanni Well-Known Member Supporter

    chadderz.....

    i've got a friend that's a market maker at the chicago board of trade. one day i was going to meet him for lunch (this was years ago) and as we're walking around the general entrance, some other trader comes yelling at my friend about so-and-so some bad trade that they did. my friend ikkyo'd this gentleman against a wall. it was actually kind of amazing. pinned him long enough to get things calmed down and while words were still strong, the physical part of the confrontation had ended.

    i'm not saying that by-and-large you're going to see aikidoka out there kicking butt and taking names. but my buddy picked the right tool for the job. i was pretty proud of him that he defused the situation like that.
     

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